The Door Curse

Kjeldorian Royal Guard 42 · Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2002 7:17 pm Post subject: The Door Curse

The door pwns us all! No one is too L337 for the door! Sometimes, if you are lucky, the all powerful door is mercifull. By crouching, you can walk or jump out of it's metallic grasp. But that's only sometimes. . .The door needs to kill too. Sometimes the door is unhappy and must vent on hapless players. The door does not care about teams. The door is not a member of TPF. The door is a member of FU-UP. Carrying items through such as flags, seems to anger the door. It will grab you, hold you, and squish that flag out of you like spitting seeds from a watermelon. The door has been banned yet seems to always generate a new WON ID. If you see this door, ph33r it! Respect it all costs! Jumping over the door's crack in the floor will ensure you make it through without being snared. The door has the ability to mascarade as different doors. You never know which one it is. The door just sits there waiting for someone to open it and step through. A hunter. A camping hunter. Much like a sniper.

Ok, there's a couple tips in there I think.

bobins · Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2002 7:23 pm Post subject: Re: The Door Curse

PondScum007 · Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2002 7:26 pm Post subject:

lmao "FU-UP"...i hate those doors on acrop and badlands...
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The Nanite · Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2002 7:32 pm Post subject:

His brother the Elevator pwns the Door. The Elevator is sneakier and grabs you when you aren't looking. I'm always on the lookout for the Door's l33tness. That damn Elevator though, he's l33t defense on the Well.
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SpeCies · Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2002 7:45 pm Post subject:

Whatever the cause of this is?? I find this to be a bigtime pain in the Butt

! How many patches later and this is still goingon ?
SpeCies #alien

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Trigger Happy · Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2002 8:40 pm Post subject:

I'm telling you that door is leet foo.
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Lil-Yugi · Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2002 8:57 pm Post subject:

Don't forget about elevators KRG.

Ameanman · Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2002 8:58 pm Post subject:

(+)ASSASSIN(+) · Posted: Tue Aug 06, 2002 2:35 pm Post subject:

That damn door stuck it to me last night as a matter of fact, held me just long enough for a blue sniper to come around the corner and bust a cap in me. Door 1 (+)ASSASSIN(+) 0
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The Door · Posted: Tue Aug 06, 2002 2:44 pm Post subject:

Pheer Me I Pwn Joo

Have you noticed that I'm Llama friendly and usally choose not to trap the real @$$'s in game?
I have also joined forces with my brother The Lift his favorite spot in on Well... together we pwn The Ville and even the admins pheer us.

SpeCies · Posted: Tue Aug 06, 2002 2:58 pm Post subject:

Well "Mr. Door", I am taking donations to employ Roofcutter and his trusty
"Skill Saw" to handle you and your leetness

Roof, what is your hourly rate for a job such as this ? SpeCies #alien

The Door · Posted: Tue Aug 06, 2002 3:35 pm Post subject:

Bring It ROOF!

Species.... lick my splinters

(+)ASSASSIN(+) · Posted: Tue Aug 06, 2002 4:10 pm Post subject:

Fact: Doors have no balls

Think about it.
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Kjeldorian Royal Guard 42 · Posted: Tue Aug 06, 2002 4:18 pm Post subject:

Assassin why'd you have to say that! Now I don't want to open doors because they have a "knob" LMAO!

SpeCies · Posted: Tue Aug 06, 2002 4:24 pm Post subject: