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Kilaak Kommander
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 Posted: Sat Aug 03, 2002 7:30 pm Post subject: SERIUS ISHUE!!!!!!!! |
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HEY HU-MANS!! I BE VERY SERIUS FOR A MOMUNT!!!
Okay, this is serious. Some of you may have noticed that RALPHX has a picture in his signature indicating that he killed me with a crowbar. This is true. He did kill me with a crowbar.
This is a painful blow to the pride of not only myself, but the entire Kilaak nation. But here is the true story.
We were playing WORPATH. I was playing HWGuy. While assulting the enemy base, I was faced with <TVB>JUAN BIG HOE, <TVB>MEET JEWS, and <NOT TVB>RALPHX. MEET JEWS infectud me right away, while RALPHX attacked me from behind with a crowbar like a sillee hu-man cowurd.
But I heroically struggled on. After viciously slaughtering JUAN BIG HOE, I turned my attention to MEET JEWS. To save my beloved teammates from his infectious ways, I massacred him and left him in a pile of goo. Gasping my dying breaths, I attacked RALPHX and nearly defeated him, too. But alas, his wicked crowbar did me in.
Did I mention that RALPHX was running a speed cheat, a wall hack, and a crowbar aimbot? Well, he was. It's true.
Lest you think I submitted in defeat, fear not Kilaak faithfull. Kilaak Kommander soljered on, and took his revenge on the cowurdly RALPHX. Here are some results from the rest of the game:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! ALL HU-MANS BOW BEFOUR THE MITEY KILAAK NASHUN!!!!
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hoaxie
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| Posted: Sat Aug 03, 2002 7:37 pm Post subject: |
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Kommander, you may have killed RaphX, but I pwn j00! Your story is completely fabricated!
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Lil-Yugi
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| Posted: Sat Aug 03, 2002 7:40 pm Post subject: |
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| one big hoax wrote: | | Kommander, you may have killed RaphX, but I pwn j00! Your story is completely fabricated! |
 Hey what did you expect from a dirty kilack!  |
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KILAAK KONDOM
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Joined: 20 Mar 2002
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| Posted: Sat Aug 03, 2002 7:43 pm Post subject: |
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EYE GNU THER HAD TWO BEE A LOHGIKAL XPLANASHUN FORE RAFFECKS CLAME. OWR ELUHSTREEUS KOMMANDOR WOOD KNOT YEELD SEW SIMPLEE TWO A LOWLEE IRUN BHAR UNLES THER WHIR MITEGATING SIRCUMSTANSZ.
THANC YEW KOMMANDOR FORE KLEERING THAT UP FORE UZ. RAFFECKS SHEAM ON YEW FORE CHEETING AND ALZO FORE LIING. WEN WEE FUHINALEE REWL THIZ STINKEE PLANET EYE WIL UZE YOOR NOGGUN FORE A FLEWID RESEPTICAL.
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`RaphX
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| Posted: Sat Aug 03, 2002 7:44 pm Post subject: |
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OBTUSE OF KILAAK
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Location: PLANUT KILAAK
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| Posted: Sat Aug 03, 2002 7:48 pm Post subject: |
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| WEN WIL THEEZ SILEE HEWMANZ EVR UNDRSTAND KILAAKS PWN THEM ALL! WE WIL TAYK OWR PAYN OWT ON YOO ALL! WE WIL HAV REVENJ FOR KILAAK GOAT! PEE DUBULYOO JEE SHAL SOON FAYS THEE SAYM RATH AZ THUVIL! KILAAKS ROOL. . .HEWMANZ DROOL! |
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OS
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| Posted: Sun Aug 04, 2002 4:45 am Post subject: |
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Hahahah! This is a damn funny thread 
MEET JEWS! Hahahha!
Kommander - you missed the medikit kill. Disappointing  |
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Kilaak Kommander
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| Posted: Sun Aug 04, 2002 11:27 am Post subject: |
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| OS wrote: |
Kommander - you missed the medikit kill. Disappointing |
YOU ARE STUPPIDIST OF STUPPID HU-MANS, <TVB>OHAMIGAY SIN!!! MEDIKIT IS ON LEFT SIDE NERE TOP!!!
MOST IMPRESSUVE KILL IS LAST ONE ON RITE!! THAT IS WHERE KILAAK KOMMANDER KILL RALPH WITH INFEKSHUN, DETPAK, AND DISPENSUR . . . . . ALL AT SAME THYME!!!!
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Gurrg
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| Posted: Sun Aug 04, 2002 12:19 pm Post subject: |
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i was playing with kilaak_kween today and i PWNED her, i think kommander you need a new recruit, lol.
one wacked out thread
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hoaxie
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| Posted: Sun Aug 04, 2002 12:49 pm Post subject: |
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CHEETURS!
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LOOSIFUR OF KILAAK
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| Posted: Sun Aug 04, 2002 1:03 pm Post subject: |
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| Gurrg wrote: | | i was playing with kilaak_kween today and i PWNED her, i think kommander you need a new recruit |
MAHAHAHAHA  ANUTTER SILLE HUMENZ "GURRDEE" DZ KNOT REALLIZE WATT THEE KILAAKS KAN DU HOUR KWEEN LETTE YU WINNE SOW SHHE COULDE SUX YU INN FOUR NEXTTE ENGAGMENT, "SEE LAST SENTENCE" WEE KILAAKS HALF NEVVER HADE TU TAKKE RECREWITZ SINZE WEE ARRE BORNE TU FIGHTE ANDE OFF THEE SUPEEREOR SPEECIEZ OFF THEE UNNIVERZE :evil:ZINZE PEE DUBULYOO JEE KILLE HOUR GOAT "MAEAEAEAEAEBELL" MAYBEE "GURRDEE" IZ VOLINTERRING TU REPLAZE HERR, MAHAHAHA MEE MAYBEE GETTIN HAPPEE BUT MAYBEE KNOT
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Kilaak Kommander
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Location: Planut Kilaak
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| Posted: Sun Aug 04, 2002 5:47 pm Post subject: |
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| Gurrg wrote: | | i was playing with kilaak_kween today and i PWNED her, i think kommander you need a new recruit, lol. |
WE ONLEE KEEP KILAAK KWEEN AROUND FOR COOK AND KLEEN!!! EVERBUDDY KNOW THAT GURLS CANT PLAY TFC!!!!! FOR EXAMPUL:
- <TVB>JUAN BIG HOE: SHE PLAY N00B CLASS FOR N00BS
- BUBBLZ: SHE USE AMEBOT
- KILAAK KWEEN: CAN ONLEE KILL U FROM BEHIND WITH GURLIE NIFE
- <TVB>SWIPHT: WALLHACK!! WALLHACK!!
- <TVB>SALLY: JUST SUX0RZ
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hoaxie
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| Posted: Sun Aug 04, 2002 7:29 pm Post subject: |
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Ummm, Sully, I tihnk the Kommander thinks you are female.
And Kommander, I have one thing to say to you... NOOB THIS! 
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Sully
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| Posted: Sun Aug 04, 2002 7:34 pm Post subject: |
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<----- Is not a girl! 
(Although I imagine I would look particularily fetching in a mumu)
<----- Admittedly is sux0r
(Hard to admit, but at least I've got wedding tackle!)
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Vulcan
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| Posted: Sun Aug 04, 2002 7:45 pm Post subject: |
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Kilaaks aren't as powerful as they believe. They can't even post correctly. They also never mention me, who is the greatest threat to the kilaak plans. My sg is all powerful. My emps always hit the kilaaks. Kilaaks always lose.
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