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PostPosted: Thu Jul 25, 2002 5:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have eleven toes.

See one, two, three, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten and eleven.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 25, 2002 6:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The off topic thread told me that it was locked cause it tried to go on topic The talk about chocolate stuff was close to being on topic again Now why would someone want on topic on a off topic thread
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 25, 2002 7:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have (eight) brain cells....brains and eggs every young mans dream surprise by their new sweetheart!
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 25, 2002 7:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

7of9 now realizes why the human species make no sense at all I will have to report my findings to Captain Janeway for clarification
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 25, 2002 7:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pornstar wrote:
I have eleven toes.

See one, two, three, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten and eleven.


MEE WANTE TU KNOW IFE DHAT BEE CHIKKEN TOWEZ ANDE IFE DHEY ARE DHEN ARRE DHEY CHOOCOLATEE DIEPPED HUMMM GOODE STUF
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 25, 2002 7:17 am    Post subject: scratch Reply with quote

the older you get, the itchier your balls become......
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 25, 2002 8:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's because they get more 'Furry'. At least that's what's been happening to me since I was 12.
Ooops! I'm on Topic here...sheeeeesh!

Off Topic: My doctor said I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I just kept my finger out of there!
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 25, 2002 8:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pornstar wrote:
I have eleven toes.

See one, two, three, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten and eleven.


No need to fret Pron... you just can't count. You in fact have ten toes.

I lost my job today. I am so sad.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 25, 2002 8:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ah yes loosing the ole job. I remember last year when I got laid











































off ( what were you thinking) at the end of spring. I was pretty bummed. But then I went tubing down the Guad. and drank a few cases of beer and took pictures of girls showing there uh um! Will anyways I am told that the your state gives you this checks that your previous employer was so nice to pay in taxes and you got to do nothing other then lie on their little Telephone confirmation thing to get the check. I was like WOW! You mean I can go play golf everyday know. I also tried the self-employed thing-a-mujiggy and did not do to hot. About 3 months taking free checks and golfing everyday. My Republican angel sat on my shoulder and told me "isn't time you got off your freeloading butt and find a job you slouch". So I found another job, but nobody cared to inform me that it was in Hell.

Anyways don't feel to bad Hoaxy. Take deep breaths and go spend your last dollar and then

























!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PANIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!






Oh dear I am on topic. Everbody I got no socks!!!!









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PostPosted: Thu Jul 25, 2002 8:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sorry Hoax... its that ville curse Frag was talking about.
Anyway You'll prevail...



TEXAS RoX0rS!!!


Porn back me up on this! #alien
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 25, 2002 9:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

TEXAS RoX0rS!!!


Yes sir hhhhheeeeeeeee haaaaaa!!!!!!!
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 25, 2002 9:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Texas does rox0r! I miss Houston in a big bad ass way.

And oh, the glory that is The Riverwalk in San Antonio!
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 25, 2002 9:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

And I miss Swift!
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 25, 2002 12:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'll take Vegas, y'all keep Tejas
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 25, 2002 1:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sorry about the job Hoaxie

Back off topic: I get to go to golf league in about 3 hours, I bet I shoot about 43. I'll let ya know how I do later
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