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7of9
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Hello earth I just wanted to introduce myself  I am 7 of 9 and I am Borg I have joined the planet earth Starship Voyager and am aiding them in any way I can to explore the universe:)
Captain Janeway has instructed me to do my utmost in order to assist the human race on planet earth ride themselves of the dreaded Kilaaks  This is going to be a very difficult task since the Kilaaks once invaded my home planet As we very quickly found out they are a very skilled race with vastly superior warrior skills than the normal earthling and or chickens However with my assistance there is a chance for there defeat
Earthling commander would you please contact me forthwith so I can beam down to earth and instruct you with the appropriate battle stragities Without my assistance immediately I fear the worse for you
I realize that my personal appearance my lead you to think that I am shall I say not the warrior type but I can assure you that I have superior intelligence than the normal earthling 
Should any Kilaaks read this posting beware fore I am near 
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Resistance is futile! You will be assimilated!
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ToRaK
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I want to secks you.
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7of9
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Borg I remember you You were that Kilaak that we assimilated during the invasion You should know by now just whom you are dealing with when you deal with a Borg You are required to report back to the planet Borg immediately in order to take up your former duties which were cleaning up chicken gibs from the former Kilaaken invasion
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Vulcan
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| Posted: Mon Jul 22, 2002 6:51 pm Post subject: |
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| 7of9 wrote: | | Borg I remember you You were that Kilaak that we assimilated during the invasion You should know by now just whom you are dealing with when you deal with a Borg You are required to report back to the planet Borg immediately in order to take up your former duties which were cleaning up chicken gibs from the former Kilaaken invasion |
You must have me mistaken for someone else. I am a chickenborg. Kilaaks will always lose.
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OSU Snipe Shocker
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| Posted: Mon Jul 22, 2002 10:37 pm Post subject: |
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| 7of9 wrote: | | You are required to report back to the planet Borg immediately |
WRONG
She is obviously an imposter. The Borg is a Cube! Not a planet!
IMPOSTER!!!!!
I think she is a kilaak in disguise!
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LOOSIFUR OF KILAAK
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| Posted: Mon Jul 22, 2002 11:26 pm Post subject: |
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MAHAHAHA 7of9 YU ARRE STLLE ALIVEE ANDE YU ARRE TU LATTE:evil: I HADE HERD DHAT YU HADE BIN KILLETTED TU BADE FOUR YU, GOODE FOUR MEE NOWE I KAN DU ITE INN PERZON EARTINGLYS DU KNOT WORY, WEE THEE KILAAK NAYCION WILLE LOOKE AFFTER YU WEE JUZTE HAVE TU KLEAN UPE A HOLE LOTE OFF CHIKKEN GIBZ ON YADIRF, THATS FRIDAY BACKWARDS CAUSE THATS THE WAY ITS SUPPOSED TO BE ANDE 7 of 9 WOOD YU LIKEE TU COMME ANDE WATZH THEE SLAWTER JUSTE LETE MEE KNOW ANDE I WILLE ARANGE A FRONTE ROOW SEATT FOUR YU THEE CHIKKENZ ARRE BRINGE MEE A LOTE OFE BISON DUNG ANDE YU KAN SITE ON ITE YU CEE DHAT WAYE YU WILLE BEE CLOZE ANDE I KAN KILLE YU NEXTE MAHAHAHA
LONGE LIVE PLANUT KILAAK
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7of9
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Loosifur of Kilaak I would love to attend and thankyou for inviting me Unfortunately I will not attend in person but will be watching from Starship Enterprise I have chosen this viewing location because I would prefer not to become totally covered in chicken gibs on my picture perfect body, see photo attached  I can assure you that after the match, if you are still alive, that the two of use will meet and you will be assimilated 
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Vulcan
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This 7 of 9 is definitely an imposter.
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