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PostPosted: Fri Aug 17, 2001 6:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

...HIM!*Robert E. Lee points an accusing finger over at JCOM who stands on the balcony by CP1 dumbfounded as 15 large women suddenly*...

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 17, 2001 6:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

are seen to be pointing at Jcom (who's fly is open) and laughing hysterically. One is hear to quip "oh, its so cute!" "It looks like a penis only smaller".....
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 17, 2001 7:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Maian who is still around the well, laughs at that remark. He sees Bakuryu and Yella leaving NSA. As soon as they leave, NSA overthrows PWG (sorry I had to throw that in. But really, you guys are the best, sorry.) The outcast PWG'ers then band together to...
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 17, 2001 8:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

stomp on the ROOFCUTTER's head cracking it open spilling sawdust everwhere causing the PWG'ers to sneeze blowing themselves all off cap 3 but TINKerBELL whipped out her medic kit and saved the poor broken headed ROOF who thanked her and....

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 17, 2001 9:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

...While elsewhere in the fair metropolis, desperately digging for a comeback from those vile women at cap point 1 (who BTW, suspiciously sounded exactly like John_Doe's voice when his nuts were in a pinch) JCOM scratches his helmet and shakes a wrench in front of their rather large and bulbous noses.

"Ladies pardon but its only a Level one SG. You wouldn't happen to have...?"

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 18, 2001 4:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

a PQ-X 49 Space modulator? I just need it so bad so I can....

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2001 8:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kill a thread off with one post!
Greebo sauntered to the rescue (can't say "jumped quickly to the rescue" cos it wasn't quick) and just as he was fight off the creatures of apathy that had taken over everyone....

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2001 9:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

an anvil hit him in the head. Luckily for Greebo 17 baby orangutans with 19 pounds of limburger cheese...
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2001 12:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

were no where in the area, so there was no cause for alarm. Meanwhile, Greebo, who had just recently suffered and Anvil to the head stumbles and trips over JCOM's brand spanking new level 1 sentry gun, causing it to fall over revealing it only as a cardboard cutout due to lack of funding for the servers! "Thunderation!" yelled.....

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2001 8:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

...John_Doe as he whipped out his cell phone to page Robert E Lee and let him know...

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2001 8:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

that he was in love with him. Shocked, the mayor hung up on Jd and got in his car and drove to...

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2001 9:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

the server proper and ripped the hard drive form its cradle and shaking vigoroulsy demanded everyone to come out. leaning against the wall after all the effort and gasping for air he realized that the reason that no one came out was...

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 22, 2001 12:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

...They had already gotten out, and were all on their way to...

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 22, 2001 6:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

CP1 for a kegger to celebrate Llama Beans birthday now that it was clear that Jcoms SG was just a cardboard mockup. At the Kegger JD apologized for telling Robert E that he loved him, he was suffering from an overdose of sinutab at the time and was not in his right mind. "Right Mind?????" Cadman screamed "since when have you ever been in the right mind?" JD took offence to this and grabbed the cardboard SG and started beating Cadman with it giving him a life threatening paper cut. "Medic" Cadman screamed and ...
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 22, 2001 6:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

after 10 minutes of arguing over whom would die to go Medic and save the Cadman, Cadman died becoming a john doe himself. When he respawned he yelled at everyone cause it was no stat week and why didn't someone save him. Searching for an answer to appease The angry Cadman everyone typed Kill into console except....

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