The one sentence post

Mongoose_Slayer · Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2002 9:50 pm Post subject:

But they all trip over one big hoax as she stumbles up from the ground, her face full of emp pie(key lime), and her AC roaring in anger, she looks down at the players (shes twelve feet tall) and roars "Players, We dont need their scum", but then mikey throws his last emp, killing them all (including obh)

Vulcan · Registered User Joined: 29 Dec 2001 Posts: 2773

And all of a sudden Ktulu comes in and sees all of the bodies, including OBH's.
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Mongoose_Slayer · Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2002 9:59 pm Post subject:

But mikey quickly tosses two regular nades his way, Ktulu bravely dodges them both, only to run into a wall, knocking himself out

Lil-Yugi · Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2002 10:02 pm Post subject:

Why do I have to be the bad guy..... Anyway

Mike quickly builds an SG.

Vulcan · Registered User Joined: 29 Dec 2001 Posts: 2773

Then frag comes in disguised and sends a few grenades at the sg, destroying it, and gives mikey a "pill" grenade and mikey takes it.
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Lil-Yugi · Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2002 10:07 pm Post subject:

Mike starts to see all kinds of explosion and bullets that weren't really happening.

Mongoose_Slayer · Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2002 10:09 pm Post subject:

Just then Ktulu gets up, a little dazzed, he sees the jiggling form of frag, laughing maliciously at the dying form of mikey, Ktulu gets up and promptly opens fire on frag, blowing him out of existence (or at least back to respawn)

Lil-Yugi · Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2002 10:11 pm Post subject:

Mike tries to use his EMP to blow frag into oblivion!

Mongoose_Slayer · Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2002 10:13 pm Post subject:

But he remembers that he already ran out of emps a few minutes ago, and reaching into his back pocket (where he keeps his emps of course

) he wastes too much time in the deadly gas, he falls to his knees and tries to hurl one last regular grenade at ktulu, but it slips and he blows himself up instead.

Vulcan · Registered User Joined: 29 Dec 2001 Posts: 2773

Then all of a sudden everything turns to llamaball.
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Violent Pacifist · Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2002 8:04 pm Post subject:

But instead of llamas, flying sheep are dropping rockets at teams that don't have the ball!
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Lil-Yugi · Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2002 8:13 pm Post subject:

Then the killacks entered llamaball.

Mongoose_Slayer · Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2002 8:46 pm Post subject:

But everyone knows that kilaaks archenemy is sheep, and the kilaaks were subsequently destroyed forever, never to come back into this post!

DKA Santa · Registered User Joined: 28 May 2002 Posts: 54

1 kilakk survives and has a det back strapped to his backk full of nades like MIRV's,flame nades, Normals,Emps,Caltrops, and Concs; Stupid lil mikey throws an emp at it and kills everyone but me because I ran after I saw the killak (is that a sentence aww heck i hope so!)
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Lil-Yugi · Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2002 8:49 pm Post subject:

Now a new map begins and it's Cz2.