The one sentence post

Sully · Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2002 8:38 pm Post subject: The one sentence post

In the interest of injecting a little more levity around here, I'm gonna start a story post. You can have one sentence per post. Make it count.

"It's a lovely day," Roofcutter thought as he began waxing his wood one handed.
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Vulcan · Registered User Joined: 29 Dec 2001 Posts: 2773

All was calm and sunny.
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DaKon · Ville Supporter Joined: 19 Feb 2002 Posts: 2342

But a little bit too sticky.
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Vulcan · Registered User Joined: 29 Dec 2001 Posts: 2773

Roofcutter's hand got stuck to the wood.
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OS · Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2002 8:53 pm Post subject:

"Well, this is screwed," Roofcutter said, at the exact moment Bada walked in the door.

Ktulu · Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2002 8:55 pm Post subject:

He said "hey, that's my whore"

ROOFCUTTER · Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2002 8:55 pm Post subject:

Hey Bada can you give me a hand I'm stuck on the wood and cant get it up!

(bada will never talk to me again!)

OS · Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2002 9:38 pm Post subject:

Haha!

"I'm about as twisted as you, so yeah, sure, I'll help you!" Bada said.

Bright Red Nipples · Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2002 9:38 pm Post subject:

Bada said "What do you want me to do to your wood??"
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LittleHelper · Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2002 9:40 pm Post subject:

Bada Smiled and said "here use this," as bada used the jaws of life to free Roof. (i think thats one sentence?)

Ameanman · Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2002 11:20 pm Post subject:

And although Roof thanked Bada profusely...he failed to notice the rocket launcher that Bada had pulled from behind his back.

Vulcan · Registered User Joined: 29 Dec 2001 Posts: 2773

Then the next thing you know, here comes a llama.
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Bright Red Nipples · Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2002 12:03 am Post subject:

And pulls out Hoaxies machine gun but trips before he can pull the trigger.
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hoaxie · Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2002 12:30 am Post subject:

Hoaxie promplty reclaimed her AC and AC whipped the llama into to gibs!
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Lil-Yugi · Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2002 7:55 am Post subject:

Next thing you know a mysterious engineer enters the scene!