Arize My Brethwren

LAGSPYK UV KILAAK · Posted: Tue Jul 02, 2002 8:44 am Post subject: Arize My Brethwren

Me crazhed on this bakkward planet mannie centuryz ago. During me time heer I parshally leerned theer language. Me am currently hiding on Buk Tulu's Chikken Ranch. Me leern 3 important thingz in me time in hiding.

1. Bison TastesLikeChicken
2. Chikken eazi to kill
3. In America chikken iz mozt often meel zerved with dinner

Pheer not ze chikken it iz FOOD!!! I eet mannie when no one luuking. Buk Tulu very zmart man. Hiz chikken ranch iz reely a farm fur chikkenz. They think he theer friend but reely he zellz them for eeting. Thiz meenz one of too thingz.

1. Buk Tulu veery guud buzinezz man
2. Buk Tulu zecretly a Kilaak

Arize my brethwren pheer not theer pekkers becauze they are zmall and our gunz are large!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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CHIKKUN PUU MAAK GUUD DEODEERENT

Vulcan · Registered User Joined: 29 Dec 2001 Posts: 2773

The chickens are smarter then that. We beat the Kilaaks even when they were CHEETURS. We have nothing to fear from you and you will be fragged.

BUK BUK!
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The Nanite · Posted: Tue Jul 02, 2002 8:50 am Post subject:

Your not going to take that lying down are you One Big Hoax, I mean you have fallen on the floor alot recently? And Ktulu are you really a traitor?

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Vulcan · Registered User Joined: 29 Dec 2001 Posts: 2773

Ktulu would never do a thing like that beings he has Hoax watching over him all the time and if he was to pull a false move, he would get it with her ac. Tasteslikechicken is a Kilaak spy who is just trying to get the chickens to mutiny against Ktulu for no reason.
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hoaxie · Posted: Tue Jul 02, 2002 12:33 pm Post subject:

*gets off floor*

First and foremost... Buk Tulu is no chicken eater! I am one big chicken and he has never... I have never... suffice it to say I am still alive.

Besides, everyone knows that Buk Tulu has a fetish for farm animals. He just looooves farm animals! He would never think of killing them.

*ponders that for a moment*

Well, there is the kitten graveyard out back... but those are domestic animals and that is another story for another day!

*falls on floor*
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LONG LIVE THE 'VILLE!

Lil-Yugi · Posted: Tue Jul 02, 2002 12:45 pm Post subject:

Bright Red Nipples · Posted: Tue Jul 02, 2002 12:55 pm Post subject:

hoaxie · Posted: Tue Jul 02, 2002 1:00 pm Post subject:

Snaggletooth · Guest

Is this one of those "there's gullible written on the ceiling" things?

Bright Red Nipples · Posted: Tue Jul 02, 2002 1:30 pm Post subject:

The Nanite · Posted: Tue Jul 02, 2002 3:11 pm Post subject:

Well it appears that all of the Kilaaks are scared of the chickens. Hmph...they aren't much of planetary invaders. They seem kinda wimpy now.
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OBTUSE OF KILAAK · Posted: Tue Jul 02, 2002 3:46 pm Post subject:

FOOLZ!

I HAV RETERND! KILAAKS DESTROYD HEWMAN WEBSYT AND GOT BIT IN THEE ASS BY STOOPUD CHIKUNZ! HEWMAN OPRAH HAZ BRAWT ME BAK TU HELTH!

PREPAIR FOR THEE SEKUND WAYV UV OWR INVASHUN!

YOO HAVUNT SEEN NUTHEENG YET!

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

LAGSPYK UV KILAAK · Posted: Tue Jul 02, 2002 4:04 pm Post subject:

Me will barbq annie chikken who ztand againzt the Zupreem KILAAK rase. Long Rane KILAAK!!!!!!!!!!!
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The Nanite · Posted: Tue Jul 02, 2002 6:29 pm Post subject:

Smells like another FNF when the chicken mod is installed. Or I guess that smell could be Kilaak stink.
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Bright Red Nipples · Posted: Tue Jul 02, 2002 6:35 pm Post subject: