Sully's utterly annoying spam

Sully · Posted: Sun Jun 30, 2002 10:39 am Post subject: Sully's utterly annoying spam

OK, after working 11 hours last night, I went home, played a little TFC and went to bed.......

For about 3 hours! At which time I was woken up and called in to cover for one of my supervisors, who had to leave. This means that I'm sitting in my office, listening as the incessant jangling of the slot machines forms a two part harmony with the incessant jangling of my nerves.

I'd already spammed the forums a couple of times before I came up with the brilliant idea of killing my whole day here. Reply at will.
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Chan · Posted: Sun Jun 30, 2002 10:57 am Post subject:

ROOF, got any pointers?

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Bright Red Nipples · Posted: Sun Jun 30, 2002 11:44 am Post subject:

I'm still trying to learn the proper art of spam. Someone please teach a wiiling apprentice

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God Bless You Blue Ruler

John Doe · Posted: Sun Jun 30, 2002 11:48 am Post subject:

Sully Sully Sully. I think you need to get some sleeps before the spammonsters come and get you.
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hoaxie · Posted: Sun Jun 30, 2002 12:56 pm Post subject:

You know... Spam is good! Long live Spam. I don't know what to tell you about your butt cheek. Perhaps you could borrow some topical ointment from the *topic* thread to make that all better. As for Snag as his *aroma,* if it is, in fact, garlic that makes him smell that way, I can only hope he doesn't smell like your feet. And, on a final note, I prefer The Rolling Stone's version of Satisfaction. Spam often, spam well.

SPAMALICIOUSNESS!
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LONG LIVE THE 'VILLE!

Sully · Posted: Sun Jun 30, 2002 1:17 pm Post subject:

Hoax, it is only due to your lack of exposure to my skillful nose whistling that you would choose the Stones version of "Satisfaction". In your defense I will simply paraphrase Ozzie Ozborne, who once said something that I'm choosing to interpret as "Ignorance is not a crime, although shooting boogers while trying to hit a hi C is."

Looks like I get to get out of here. I had another supervisor come in to work, so I'm free.

I am, of course, way to tired to go to sleep, so I'll be seein' you all at The 'Ville in about an hour.
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Snaggletooth · Guest

I just smell in general. It's hot/humid here and I have no Air Conditioning. My deoderant lasts about 15 minutes and then I'm all nasty again. I play TFC with 2 and sometimes 3 fans to keep me from melting.

As for spamming, I don't spam. I just have about 10 times the things to say as a normal person does.

KopiKat · Registered User Joined: 15 May 2002 Posts: 923

"I" of course never spam. Everything I have said always is either intelligent or usefull in some way. I always relate my post to the topic. I am the embodiement of the perfect poster.

-KK

P.S. From Russia with love :usa
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The Nanite · Posted: Sun Jun 30, 2002 6:56 pm Post subject:

A thread about spam and Goldom hasn't posted?

***looks right***
***looks left***

Hmph...he must be sleeping.
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Thom Yorke Obliterator · Posted: Sun Jun 30, 2002 7:17 pm Post subject:

Are you allowed to say "ass" in the forums?

Seriously. If someone were to have a post that used the word "ass" repeatedly, would "ass" be edited out by the admins? Would said poster be considered to be an ass***e, and tossed out on his ass? Or is ass considered to be ass good ass any other word?

Just assking.

Hey, that sounds like a pretty good name . . . Ass King. I could be <TVB>The Ass King. Wasn't there an episode of Seinfeld where Kramer gets a license plate that says "Ass king"? Or was that "Assman"?
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hoaxie · Posted: Sun Jun 30, 2002 7:20 pm Post subject:

TYO, I refer you to the following....

F-A-Q
Welcome to frequently assed questions! Here you will find the queries of our honored Avantiville residents and the helpful responses. Seeing as how there have been many questions posted across the boards, I thought it was time to make a home for them all. So, if you have assed a question and can't find it where you origionally posted it, look in here.

ASSALICIOUSNESS!
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ROOFCUTTER · Posted: Sun Jun 30, 2002 8:06 pm Post subject:

First go to the kitchen and get a big skillet. Then go to the can goods locker and get a BIG can of spam...
Heat the pan up to just under cherry red. throw the can in with out opening it. let the steel burn away and then take the mass of 100 octane meat mass sizzle till crisp and crunchy. Then take it out on the floor and pass it around to all the customers while explaining how spam really sucks and after this your giving it up.

I think that this has no redeeming value.....yeah its spam

`RaphX · Registered User Joined: 24 Mar 2002 Posts: 1556

Goldom · Posted: Sun Jun 30, 2002 9:17 pm Post subject:

Snaggletooth · Guest

"You have chosen wisely."