Black and white

thewz · Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2001 3:36 pm Post subject:

I know this is off topic, but what the hell...
If anyone has black and white please help me. I have been forcing my creature to eat his own shit lately (talk about being an abusive master), and now he is always coughing and puking and shitting all over my villagers. I'm an evil god, so having my villagers wading in 3 feet of shit doesn't bother me, but i'm afraid that with his illness my creature won't be effective in battle. How do you cure illnesses? Do they cure over time? Do you have to do something? I'm a n00b at b&W so gimme a break.

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Goldom · Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2001 4:56 pm Post subject:

Ooooh I think I know whats wrong! I know this might seems strange, but EATING SHIT ISNT HEALTY@!!

lol....

thewz · Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2001 7:03 pm Post subject:

Well no shit it ain't healthy! I just wanna know how to fix it!

ROOFCUTTER · Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2001 7:17 pm Post subject:

LOL I can't believe this post. Never would I of thought I would read something like this.
ROFLMAO.
I have no idea how you are going to deal with this.
I guess "shit happens"

SpeCies · Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2001 8:50 pm Post subject:

Sounds like a sever case of Cranium Rectal Inversion to me Avenger! lol

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Axa · Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2001 9:12 pm Post subject:

Well you have captured my interest !!! Plan to play the game tonight (ssshhh!! don't tell anyone how I am getting it). Have read the reviews and it seems pretty damn good. finished Max Payne the other night (took the whole weekend of playing)

BTW- anyone else like flight sims ??? - I have Microsoft Flightsim 2k, and the best combat flight sim of all time - Falcon 4

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omega_initiative · Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2001 9:45 pm Post subject:

This is hilarious as hell dawg! I laughing so hard my stomach hurt. Hahahahaahha. This is nasty too. Avenger you are sick! Why don't you make it eat normal food? Maybe that'll cure it???

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YourPowersAreWeakOldMan · Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2001 10:34 pm Post subject:

Make him and Evil god, then you can tromp on over to another land and kick their god's ass. That's the way t goes.

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Axa · Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2001 8:11 am Post subject:

What a great game !!!! Sat up 'till 03h00 this morning playing it. Pretty screwed at work, but it was worth it. I laughed non-stop while playing it, although have not got too far yet - have chosen my god - a large ugly, cow-like creature. Did not get too much done because I spent most of the time slapping it around and eating villagers to demonstrate my awesome, god-like power. (Makes a change from doing that on The 'Ville eh ???!!!)
Basically, thanks for introduce me to it, it is one of the most awesome game sI have played.
Any hints for me ??

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Pornstar · Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2001 9:01 am Post subject:

Damn it now ya'll got my interest, I am going to have to go down to Fry's and pick this game up, it sounds like it rules.

thewz · Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2001 3:30 pm Post subject:

Thanks whoever suggested to me to feed him normal food! It's back to plain old horses, wheat, and villagers for him! He stopped puking finally, and started fighting and representin his awsome power, I'm sorry to admit it but black and white is way better than tfc *GASP*. I probably won't be on tv much this week. I have a tip for ya'll, be an evil god, but raise your creature to be kind and generous. It makes the game much easier, you get to do the fun things (destroying villages, burning people to death, rape, pillage etc.) while your creature does the cleaning up (fixing/building houses, raising the dead that you just murdered, giving food, wood etc.) It's a really great strategy that should earn you alot of belief, also it is much easier when you don't have to worry about all that micromanagement with food, lumber, housing and all that other kind bullshit.

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thewz · Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2001 3:37 pm Post subject:

Here's another tip, spend as much time as you can in land one, while you are in land one teach your creature as many miracles that you can, teach him to fight, build up his strength (make him lift up rocks repeatedly) teach him to be kind/evil whichever you want. Also spend most of land 2 teaching your creature miracles, you will really need them at the end of land 3 and during lands 4-5, since land 1 and 2 are pretty easy (you don't have to worry about attacks from other gods until the end of the level when you progress to the next level) they are the best time to teach your creature.

Don't make your villagers lazy! if you are a kind god you will want your villagers' demand for food, lumber to be under 50%, but try not to always supply them until their need flags go down to 0%, or else they will become lazy and depend on you to do everything for them. (the game's ai is incredibly amazing.)

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Dgenr8 · Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2001 12:10 am Post subject:

I just have to say that i don't know if I have laughed that hard for months! I went to a review site and they were trying to be newsworthy and all... still I coulndt stop laughing. Its pure lunacy.

I remember hearing something about this game months ago, and then I forgot about it.

Needless to say after reading up on it a bit I have ordred it and I should have it in a few days.

Thanks for the post.

SilverOne · Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2001 9:58 am Post subject:

LOL omg!

I haven't played the game in months. I always played as good. Think I have to try evil once. Its a great game.

I just can't beleive you were making your creature do that. Wait.. you actually picked up your creatures crap and kept handing it to him to eat? LOL im going to fall over. HAHAHA

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KillerRoofcutter · Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2001 10:17 am Post subject:

Now this post is messed up tottly I am not even gonna look at this post again.

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