dawning of a new era . . .

Thom Yorke Obliterator · Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2001 8:51 pm Post subject:

They say that all good things must pass. Well, sometimes mediocre things must pass, too. It is with great sadness that I announce the death of the Thom Yorke Obliterator.

What's that I see? Is that a tear running down your cheek? Fear not, foolish mortal. For with this passing comes the dawning of a new era, for I shall be reborn as . . . .

the Thom Yorke Incinerator!!

Yes, you heard that right, buckaroos. It's all Pyro, all the time. Perhaps you, too, have what it takes to join Thom's Incinerating Terror Squad (or T.I.T.S. for short)? Step into the fire, my little ones!

Who knows how long this new Reign of Flame shall last? MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

(Well. . . . probably only until they turn the stats back on. And when they do, my sentry will have a little something extra for everyone who steamrollers my lame Incinerating self this week. Cheerio!)

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ROOFCUTTER · Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2001 9:02 pm Post subject:

WEll now youve gone and changed how I will respond to tits for the rest of my life.
Used to be big and round now a madman named thom haha Oh the horror

Thom Yorke Obliterator · Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2001 9:13 pm Post subject:

You know, JCOM has been exhibiting some strange behaviour lately. He plays a lot of Pyro, but then again he is also a so-called "sweet transvestite". Perhaps JCOM is a bit confused about what it takes to be a member of T.I.T.S.?

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Thom Yorke Obliterator · Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2001 9:51 pm Post subject:

UPDATE: The membership drive is going strong! But Thom's Incinerating Terror Squad still needs more Pyro-playing members, because everyone know that the Ville could always use more T.I.T.S.!

To make things even more exciting, we are proud to introduce our new mascot. No, it's not some hot and fancy babe like you might think. It's someone even cooler. Or hotter, as the case may be. Our mascot is none other than the HEAT MISER, from everyone's favorite childhood Christmas special "Year Without a Santa Claus"!

And who can forget his classic theme song? Since lyrics are all the rage, here's the first verse so you can sing along:

I'm Mister Green Christmas
I'm Mister Sun
I'm Mister Heat Blister
I'm Mister Hundred and One
They call me Heat Miser,
What ever I touch
Starts to melt in my clutch
I'm too much!

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[ This Message was edited by: thom yorke obliterator on 2001-10-24 22:57 ]

ROOFCUTTER · Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2001 11:22 pm Post subject:

OK the mascot sold me but with conditions.
I get to put T.I.T.S after my name.
and a new logo spray of Mr. Green Christmas.

Hehe do you think we should but our microphones up to the speakers and play the "THEME" music thru out the Ville.

Thom Yorke Obliterator · Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2001 8:20 pm Post subject:

Hmm, who was that mysterious player running around with the Heat Miser spray tonight? Didn't recognize the name, but I have my suspicions.

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ROOFCUTTER · Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2001 8:34 pm Post subject:

I don't know... but you ran off before I could FRYYYY you.

KillerRoofcutter · Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2001 8:46 pm Post subject:

That guy with that logo was non other than the great and the person that has ditched the roofs ROOFCUTTER

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Hey I have just put a rocket in you weeee lil head from the sniper right or was that from my sg that just shoved a rocket or two down you throut and are gonna blow in 5 sec 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, BOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!!

Thanks
KillerRoofcutter

[ This Message was edited by: KILLERrOOFCUTTER on 2001-10-25 22:14 ]

Thom Yorke Obliterator · Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2001 9:28 pm Post subject:

Silly Roof, thinking he can FRYYY a Pyro. Bring on the flamethrower, tough guy. My Pyro's got a crowbar with your name on it.

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ROOFCUTTER · Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2001 9:40 pm Post subject:

hehe Roof know one thing pyro die from flames yes my precious flames will kill you hehe you find out soooon. LOL

YourPowersAreWeakOldMan · Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2001 10:08 pm Post subject:

Heheh, I saw you both. I knew who you were. I've been sneaking and lurking around under disguese names. And I'm not going to play HW to give away that it's me, since most of you know how I play with HW. I'm gunna getcha, and you'll never know if it was me. I was a drifter, and I change my name very often. No stats week is MysteryMan week for Powers.

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TIII · Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2001 9:58 pm Post subject:

Official member of T.I.T.S.!!!

Today I official became a member of TITS. I was abusing a few players so hard with the flame thrower they were begging for an Admin and even broke out the Llama word. Nothing like taking a fully healthy HW Guy and turning him into a pile of Ashes; or hearing the empty click from a rocket launcher and knowing he's, dare I say, TOAST; or the screams of Snipers as they jump into the safety of respawn. Burn, Burn, Burn!!!

TITS
TITS
TITS
!!!!

Pyronator III

SpeCies · Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2001 12:16 am Post subject:

You guys have Waaaaaaaayyyyyy to much time on
your hands....... lol 8-] Keep me Laughing.
TY........

Thom Yorke Obliterator · Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2001 12:36 am Post subject:

Welcome aboard, Pyronator III! As a member, you are entitled to the official "I Like T.I.T.S" spray logo. Watch for it in the mail any day now.

(There really is an official T.I.T.S. spray logo, which is good for a chuckle or two. If anyone wants it, let me know.)

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[ This Message was edited by: thom yorke obliterator on 2001-10-27 01:49 ]

KillerRoofcutter · Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2001 3:53 pm Post subject:

Yea Thom I would like the TITS logo!

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