Pokemon!

Clay Pigeon · Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2002 11:38 pm Post subject:

Polimander
Profile
You live in the blazing deserts of Guatemala, and your diet consists mostly of insects, meatballs and Dr. Pepper.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can spit force bolts. You can puke hot death. You can shoot kippers. You can spit ice bolts. You can resist Dr. Pepper. You can resist sand. You can drink jet fuel. You have a full-body tattoo. You can shoot salt spikes. You can puke acid.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Mootung

Ooh I didnt know there were jedi pokemon (force bolts). Of course using force bolts would make me a dark jedi pokemon...

OS · Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2002 1:19 am Post subject:

Your Pokéname is:
Moonerd
Profile
You live in the snowy mountains of Norway, and your diet consists mostly of bats, twigs and blood.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You have big hair. You can resist ice bolts. You can throw broken glass. You can puke hot death. You can puke lava.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Polieon.

What is this crap?!?!?

thewz · Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2002 4:32 pm Post subject:

Your Pokéname is:
Komander
Profile
You live in the grasslands of your mom's house, and your diet consists mostly of twigs, Cherry Garcia and kerosene.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can resist ice bolts. You have a fear of kippers. You can walk on air. You have propellors. You can resist nunchucks. You can throw salt spikes. You have mallets for hands. You can breathe acid. You can shoot sand.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Berttung

too bad i'm not kilaak kommander (p.s. I got that pokename by typing in bleahgu as my name, and blahtooba as my fav colour, I don't know why I typed that...so don't ask.)

Violent Pacifist · Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2002 4:37 pm Post subject:

Copying off of avenger's idea, this is what I got when I typed in Pickled Colored Llama for my name and Oompa Loompa for my color

Vaportle

Profile
You live in the lakes of Korea, and your diet consists mostly of donuts, wolves and coffee.
Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can spit force bolts. You have a fear of evil glances. You can resist sledgehammers. You can swim in air. You can resist slime. You can breathe rocks. You can walk on water. You can puke maple syrup.
Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Meworb
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Computer · Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2002 5:58 pm Post subject:

Your Pokéname is: Cleyu

Profile
You live in the meadows of Australia, and your diet consists mostly of bats, cows and ambrosia.

Characteristics
(Combat and Non-combat)
You can shoot force bolts. You can puke bricks. You can spit hot death. You can eat electricity. You can shoot jet fuel. You can resist tahini. You can resist acid. You can eat Dr. Pepper. You have a covered wicker basket. You can eat broken glass.

Natural Enemies
Your natural enemy is Snakelock.
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