You know your a Canadian when.....

John Doe · Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2001 2:04 pm Post subject:

1. You stand in "line-ups" at the movie, not lines.
2. You know Toronto is not a province.
3. You understand the phrase, "Could you please pass me a serviette, I just spilled my poutine"
4. You eat chocolate bars instead of candy bars.
5. You drink pop, not soda.
6. You know what it means to be on pogey.
7. You know that a mickey and 2-4's mean "Party at the camp, eh!!"
8. You never miss "Coaches Corner".
9. You talk about the weather with strangers and friends alike.
10. You don't know or care about the fuss with Cuba, it's just a cheap place to travel with good cigars and no Americans.
11. When there is a social problem, you turn to your government to fix it instead of telling them to stay out of it.
12. You know what a touque is.
13. You get milk in bags as well as cartons and plastic jugs.
14. Pike is a type of fish, not some part of a highway.
15. You drive on a highway, not a freeway.
16. You sit on a chesterfield not a couch - that's some small town in Quebec!
17. You know what a Robertson screwdriver is.
18. You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.
19. You know that Thrills are something to chew and "taste like soap".
20. You know that Mounties "don't always look like that"
21. Back Bacon and Kraft Dinner are two of your favorite food groups.
22. You admit Rich Little is Canadian and you're glad Jerry Lewis is not.
23. You know that Casey and Finnegan are not a Celtic musical group.
24. You participated in "Participaction".
25. You have an Inuit carving by your bedside with the rationale: "What's good enough protection for the Prime Minister is good enough for me".
26. You wonder why there isn't a 5 dollar coin yet.
27. Unlike any international assassin/terrorist/spy in the world, you don't possess a Canadian passport.
28. You use a red pen on your non-Canadian textbooks and fill in the missing 'u's from labor, honor, and color.
29. You know the French equivalents of "free", "prize" and "no sugar added", thanks to your extensive education in bilingual cereal packaging.
30. You are excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada.
31. You make a mental note to talk about it at work the next day.
32. You can do all the hand actions to Sharon, Lois and Bram's "Skin-a-ma-rinky-dinky-doo" opus.
33. You can eat more than one maple sugar candy without feeling nauseous.
34. You were mad when "The Beachcombers" were taken off the air.
35. You have some momento of Doug and Bob.

Good stuff Eh?

thewz · Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2001 2:20 pm Post subject:

ROOFCUTTER · Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2001 7:07 pm Post subject:

Well you could rename this... You Know your not a Canadian ...

Computer please translate...
Working...no translation is possible.
LOL

FragFailure · Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2001 7:45 pm Post subject:

What are you trying to say eh?

ROOFCUTTER · Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2001 7:48 pm Post subject:

who me or JD??? I don't have a clue what half of what JD"S post means. lol

thewz · Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2001 7:54 pm Post subject:

That's cuz ur not a canuck!
GO HABS!

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Meat Juice · Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2001 8:38 pm Post subject:

It's nice to have our unique Canadian culture acknowledged here at The Ville. I laughed at the one near the end of the list which said 'You got mad when they took the Beachcombers off the air'. That show was so bad it was good.

TIII · Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2001 8:46 pm Post subject:

I live in Florida.. I think half that Canadian "culture" you spoke of just arrived here!!!

The average age of Clearwater's population just increased 20 years and the average speed on the freeway decreased to 35mph in the fast lane - please take them back!!!!

John Doe · Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2001 10:21 pm Post subject:

LMAO, sorry TIII they wont come back until the tempature in Eastern Canada rises.

There is a way to get them to drive faster, but I dont know how your going to get 6 inches of snow on your freeways.

JD

Bada Bing · Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2001 8:49 am Post subject:

If you get pissed after two Beer you must not be a Canadian!!

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ROOFCUTTER · Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2001 1:38 pm Post subject:

Now Bada is that in the angry way or the drunken way ??

Can it be both?
Their maybe, not here in California we would be just angry.

[ This Message was edited by: ROOFCUTTER on 2001-10-24 14:39 ]

thewz · Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2001 3:56 pm Post subject:

Some comedian (forgot his name) once said:

I was born in Canada and I live America. So I'm not sure if I should call myself a Canadian or an American. So when I feel like being an asshole I tell people that I am american, when I feel like being kind and friendly I tell people that i'm canadian.

Heheh...no offense to the americans out there.

Added: I just realized that i'm gonna piss off alot of people for this
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ROOFCUTTER · Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2001 4:03 pm Post subject:

Mad...noooo...sounds of knife being sharpened in background....hey Avenger is that your $20.00 bill at your feet....stabhackslashjumpupanddowncrushsmash
See I'm not mad. just misunderstood Hehe lol

thewz · Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2001 4:06 pm Post subject:

Roof would you be so kind as to take your knife out of my back please? And maybe call a medic while your at it?

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Bada Bing · Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2001 11:58 am Post subject:

I just wanted to see how many people knew that being pissed on 2 beer ment being Drunk. Also Us americans would have said 2 beers not 2 beer.
HEHEHEHE

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