[Fist of Kilaak]

I seem to have misplaced my Kilaak companions. If they still live would they be interested in forming another team for a custom map night?


Fist.

[MASTER OF KILAAK]

ARD UZ A HUMANNZZ NOW. UD NEVER FORGOT ME EXCCEPET THAT NE HUMMMANZ GIRLFRIEND HEHE

[Lil-Yugi]

Here we go again. Haven't you learned when we were chickens.

[Dr.Lucky]

They will not join you. We have found them all and set of chickens on them. But with their last word they told me to tell you "you sux0r". Now they are a big, steaming pile of chicken shiznit. Have a nice day!MUWWWAHAHAHA
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The few, the proud, the chickenz!

[MASTER OF KILAAK]

UZ CHICKIES HALF NO CHANE WE WILL OUN UZ

[Kilaak Kommander]

KILAAK KOMMANDER PHERE NO OPPONUNT, NO MATTUR IF IT ANIMUL, VEGETABUL, OR MINERUL!!!! KILAAK NASHUN KICK ASS OF ANY FORM OF MATTUR IN UNIVURS!! ACCEPT FOR ANTEE-MATTUR . . . . WE ANTEE-KICK IT'S ANTEE-ASS!!!


HERE IS SPESHUL JOKE IN HONOR OF KICKING OF ASS OF HU-MANS:

q: WHAT IS BROWN AND SOUNDS LIKE BELL?

a: SHUT UP STUPPID HU-MAN BEFORE I KICK YOUR TETHE SO FAR DOWN YOU'RE THROAT THAT YOU CHEW GUM WITH ASS!!!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
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"My friends, can your hearts stand the shocking facts about . . . . . grave robbers from outer space???"

[Bones]

I am prepared to defend the Kilaak way of life. I will fight for my husband Obtuse and I will serve his purpose. You may call upon me Fist of Kilaak.

Obtuse is regaining his strength and will return to us all soon. What will happen then will be historic.

[OBTUSE OF KILAAK]

You dare show your faces you filthy Kilaaks! You are the scurge of the Universe and shall be eliminated! We have come for you. The people of Grogan will not rest until every Kilaak is exterminated. We will have our revenge!

[.::Kilaak-Elite::.]

wEEl ME guSS j00 gROg@nZ wIlL nEVa rESt

[OBTUSE OF KILAAK]

No you silly Kilaak! We will never rest until you are all dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead

[LOOSIFUR OF KILAAK]

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LONG LIVE PLANUT KILAAK
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KLICKY_HUMENZ_DEZTINKNEE



HAIL LONGE LIVE PLANUT KILAAK

[Bones]

Obtuse is very angry with you Loosifur! He may have been domesticated but he is still of Kilaak blood. He chose me to be his bride and give birth to the first Humlak. His Kilaak seed has been planted and grows at this very moment. I am Obtuse's wife! I forever shall be!

[Ktulu]

I have located the missing KILLAKS




We feed the scraps to the bison you kidnapped and raped

[Kjeldorian Royal Guard 42]

OMG. That is quite possibly the funniest damn thing I have ever seen here. I am laughing so hard that I can not laugh. OMG!

That's &^$%*$$^%$^%$ HILARIOUS!
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Recipient of POTM award
Creator of Warz/Ville Golf Classic
<TVB> Member/Event Coordinator/Council - Retired
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<eVa> Founding Father/Leadership/Webmaster - Retired
Ville Admin - Retired

[LOOSIFUR OF KILAAK]

MAHAHAHAHA, OPRAH IFE EWE REALY OBTUSE SLAVVE, "KNOT WIVFE, WEE KNOT ALOWED TU MARREE AGAINST AGE OLDE TRADETIANS", SPEEK ONLEE WHEEN SPOKHEN TU MAYYBEE OBTUSE LEDER UF HIZ OWN SECRT SOWSIETEA ANDE TRI TU PLANTE CEED TU MAKKE A HUMLAK (BABY) WHENN KNEW BORNE DEN WHENN THAY BEECOMEE TEANAGEER THAY AR KALLED A LAKHUM WHENN ADALT THAY BEECOMEE KILAAK
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KLICKY_HUMENZ_DEZTINKNEE



HAIL LONGE LIVE PLANUT KILAAK