Suicide King

Bada Bing · Posted: Sun May 26, 2002 8:01 am Post subject: Suicide King

Man I kill myself alot hehe

I lead <TVB> in suicides lol 1831 kills,1607 deaths,and 443 suicides doh

Pull pin throw grenade not the pin

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ToRaK · Posted: Sun May 26, 2002 8:06 am Post subject:

I bet at least 25% of those "sucides" are from friendly idiots standing on your nades and getting in front of your gun barrel.
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ROOFCUTTER · Posted: Sun May 26, 2002 8:10 am Post subject:

Suicides suck as they make your score go backward.

As a soldier I'm always shooting off one to many rockets in my own face during close in combat.

Thom Yorke Obliterator · Posted: Sun May 26, 2002 9:23 am Post subject:

We should create a new stat that keeps track of your kill:suicide ratio, to celebrate those of us who don't play a lot, but who kill ourselves a lot anyway.

For example, I've got 546 kills and 86 suicides, for a 6.34 kill:suicide ratio. Not very impressive.

Here are some other random ratios to ponder:

Bada Bing - 4.08
ROOFCUTTER - 6.50
Albino Gibbon - 3.82
Sneaky_Lil_Mikey - 7.94
Svvord - 11.40
CyCoDaD - 6.22
Ludacris - 10.80
Snaggletooth - 10.45

No real shockers there. You'd expect a Demoman to have more suicides than, say, a Medic because of mirror damage.
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Warhammer · Posted: Sun May 26, 2002 9:57 am Post subject:

Fear my self-destructive tendencies!

Kills: 1042
Deaths: 716
Suicides: 121

K/D: 1.46
D/S: 5.91 (17% suicides)

Bada Bing · Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2002 4:58 am Post subject:

The only good thing is so many of my suicides take an enemy with me #Onfire

One way or another
I'm gonna...... #Bluegrab

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BitterBeerFace · Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2002 12:22 pm Post subject:

Oh, you are all suicide pretenders! I know I have hardly played in the last week, so my stats are miniscule, but a month or two ago, I always had 600+ suicides... grenades off door frames, rockets into the wall, falling off high things, being blown up by my own SG, detonating my dispenser because an NME was there too, detpacking my teammates, MIRV spam, pipebombs, GL grenades, robbing medics of infection kills, purposely dropping a pack for myself or another engie, drowning... I am so 1336!

I never figured a STD ratio... *snicker snicker*

160 kills (3 in the last week, woot!)
97 deaths
34 suicides

35% of my deaths are suicide... oh yeah, those are impressive numbers

DKA Santa · Registered User Joined: 28 May 2002 Posts: 54

Man I'm a big llama when it comes to suicides.. they should count my deaths as suicides because really I'm Jumping on enemy nadees, going into there line of fire, and shooting my own teammates. LOL I'm a llama Hug Me!
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PondScum007 · Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2002 1:28 pm Post subject:

bahahahaha Sp4m0r!!!!

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hoaxie · Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2002 1:32 pm Post subject:

Kills: 8028
Deaths: 6248
Suicides: 830

Ummmm, yeah you, the guy in front of me, that's my MIRV you're .... never mind....

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thewz · Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2002 5:39 pm Post subject:

ok none of you know suicide until you play as a demoman on avanti.

"Umm, i'm blowing the church please don't step on my det- shit! I told you not to step on it"
"Guys i'm putting a detpack in front of the gates, stay away from- DAMN! what did I just say?"
"DONT STEP ON MY SPAM"

Ameanman · Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2002 5:54 pm Post subject:

Daym....443 suicides....i have 75 and counting but i think thats a lot right there....wow...possibly a new catagory for a daily award? lol...Hara Kiri Master?

Bada Bing · Posted: Wed Jun 19, 2002 7:42 pm Post subject:

I finally stopped killing myself so often thel ast few weeks woohoo:drinking: 426 kills,369 deaths,and only 88 suicided yay

The worst suicides are mirror ones where your own teamate sit on your grenades doh

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