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OBTUSE OF KILAAK
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PostPosted: Fri May 24, 2002 1:31 pm    Post subject: Grogan's Have Landed Reply with quote
Humans of planet Earth! Have the Kilaaks landed?


I am Obnomnibus of Grogan! We have landed on your planet in search of the dastardly evil race of Kilaaks. After ransacking our home planet of Grogan and decimating our Bison population, the Kilaaks fled before we were able to launch a counter attack. There have been rumors of they're presence on this planet. I can only assume that they were defeated or have assimilated your human form.

Heed my warning Kilaaks! We have come for you all! We will locate you and you will be destroyed!

Humans are in no danger from us. As long as you stay out of our way, I anticipate no problems. We will eradicate this Kilaak virus and take their heads back to Grogan! The Grogan army is prepaired for a war. That is all.

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PostPosted: Fri May 24, 2002 1:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
BOOOOOOO!

heh jk actually kick some kliaak ass!
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Chan
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PostPosted: Fri May 24, 2002 3:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
*yawn*

Been there seen it
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PostPosted: Fri May 24, 2002 3:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Your too late... The chicken clan has already defeated the KILAAKS and ground them into chicken feed.

Three buk's for the chicken clan who finally removed the KILAAKS from The Ville.
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Kilaak Kommander
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PostPosted: Fri May 24, 2002 3:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
NO KILAAKS HERE. MAYBEE YOU FIND SOME AT JUAN EYED'S ROCKET TO YERANUS. I HERE RUMER THAT DARKSIDE CLAN IS FULL OF KILAAKS, TO.
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PostPosted: Fri May 24, 2002 3:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Yes, the Kilaaks were defeated by the chickens. Sorry Obnombubus or whatever your name is! Although, I have seen a couple Kilaaks still lingering around here. You are more than welcome to get rid of them.
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PostPosted: Fri May 24, 2002 4:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
My husband OBTUSE has told me all about you Grogans! You are horrible! You are acting so nice to us human beings because you truly want to rule Earth and Planet Kilaak! You will not deceive me! Although OBTUSE may be recovering from injuries suffered in the great Kilaak/Chicken fight, I am healthy as a horse! I will defend my Kilaak with all my heart! You will not take him from me!



P.S. Thank you for dinner the other night Kommander. I had never had Bison prepared that way before.
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PostPosted: Fri May 24, 2002 4:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Topic moved to general ramblins

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PostPosted: Fri May 24, 2002 6:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Oprah wrote:




P.S. Thank you for dinner the other night Kommander. I had never had Bison prepared that way before.



Do we have a little bit of interstellar adultery going on here???????
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