WARNING!

PondScum007 · Posted: Fri May 17, 2002 4:23 pm Post subject:

that is disgusting

truly and horribly revolting, but sadly true...

yehck!!
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Gamepro65 · Registered User Joined: 02 Dec 2001 Posts: 710

lol i could not stop laughing (bad times)

funny pic

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Some of BR's links pictures look like the aftermath of a cherry bomb...

§udz · Registered User Joined: 09 Apr 2002 Posts: 88

three_gunn · Posted: Fri May 17, 2002 7:03 pm Post subject:

Warhammer · Posted: Fri May 17, 2002 7:06 pm Post subject:

As I was coming home from work the other day, I was listening to the radio, and the DJ was taking some time to share his wisdom with the listeners..

"Now folks, I want to take a bit of your time for a public service announcement. If you ever use your Norelco to trim your ass patch, by all means, CLEAN IT BEFORE YOU USE IT NEXT TIME! Otherwise you will be scarred for life by the odor that will remain on your face the next day!"

hoaxie · Posted: Fri May 17, 2002 7:08 pm Post subject:

eeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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OS · Posted: Fri May 17, 2002 8:05 pm Post subject:

<---MrHat---> · Posted: Sat May 18, 2002 11:27 am Post subject:

Someday I'll have to tell you all about the time I shaved my nutz.

I think I've read that story...or something similar before.

anyway, you should try those new moistened TP things...My butt hasen't been this clean since my mother did it last.

Good luck with that OS.

Hat
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hoaxie · Posted: Sat May 18, 2002 2:20 pm Post subject:

Demented Avenger · Posted: Sun May 19, 2002 4:39 pm Post subject:

Omega wrote:
It was only
after I had removed it that I started to learn how much I had been taking it for
granted. For one, it provides friction. I learned this the next day, when I
walked out into the sun heading for class. After climbing two flights of stairs
and starting to sweat, I started to notice something unpleasant. The sweat was
accumulating in my crack, and was causing the unpleasant sensation of my two
asscheeks sliding past each other with every step. I thought about going to the
bathroom and wiping it off, but had to get to class. Eventually, I thought, it
would dry.

We in the Entertainment industry have a term for this condition. We call it "Gigbutt". If you have ever worked in the hot sun all day loading bands on and off stage in 95 degree heat with 90% reletive humidity, your ass will start to sweat. It actually starts as what we like to call "Swampass". Then, the chaffing starts and you develop a full fledged case of the "Gigbutt". You pretty much can't do anything about it when you are on stage and have a whole audiance looking at you. You can't even try to give yourself a wedgie in hopes of soaking up some of that sweat with your underwear due to the embarassement this may cause. About the only thing that works is Gold Bond Medicated Powder. Generously applied before, during(on break) and after a gig. This will greatly reduse your chances of the "Gigbutt".

Thank You and have a nice day.
Demented Avenger

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SharpShooterAE2 · Posted: Sun May 19, 2002 4:41 pm Post subject: ahah

ROFL ROFL ROFL LMFAO , that was great man
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Nathan111 · Posted: Mon May 20, 2002 9:09 am Post subject: hey omega

Omega did you use to play Tiberian Sun cuze one of my friends made that pic of that dude with the pics did you get it off of the westwoodscum page or what?

Trigger Happy · Posted: Mon May 20, 2002 3:57 pm Post subject:

Uh, what did he just say?

What's wrong with 2? Hehe.
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OS · Posted: Mon May 20, 2002 9:14 pm Post subject: Re: hey omega