Chickens VS Kilaaks

Kjeldorian Royal Guard 42 · Posted: Wed May 08, 2002 7:45 pm Post subject: Chickens VS Kilaaks

Ok, after being pecked at my ankles (caused bleeding) by the Chickens and being threatened with Bison reproduction (by the Kilaaks) I have agreed to pass on this message.

The Chickens of TheVille have tossed a challenge at the Kilaaks. The Kilaaks have accepted the challenge. However, it seems the Kilaaks want to fight on their home planet. The Chickens could not possibly hold their own on Planut Kilaak due to gravity issues. So the following decision has been made.

There will be a fight. The fight will be held at a halfway point between Earth and Planut Kilaak. Two ships, one from Earth and one from Kilaak will dock at the Melmac spacestation. It is there that the fight will take place.

The map of the location (titled Spacedout) can be located here: http://www.planetfortress.com/jmcstfmapzone/tfcspacedout.htm

The location is not up for discussion since the Kilaaks were challenged and have the right to choose the playing field. (they're aliens. .. what do you expect!) The fight is set to take place this Saturday night. All other info will be provided as soon as these damn Chickens and Kilaaks give me the information!

Now stop pecking me! And get that freaking Bison away from me!

DaKon · Ville Supporter Joined: 19 Feb 2002 Posts: 2342

BUK BUK BUK BUK BUK BUK BUK

SUPERCHICKEN

DK BUK BUK

Let me see here we have a FNF Chicken bash and the the Chicken vs Kilaaks war on Sat. Oh god I think I need a Prozak to deal with this.

Let me see what the other chickies have to say and sw the Rooster of the Hen House Ktulu.

BUK BUK

BitterBeerFace · Posted: Wed May 08, 2002 7:54 pm Post subject:

ROFL! It's bazijillion for sure! *wipes a tear* I'm so proud, my number got up on a poll! *sniffle*

OBTUSE OF KILAAK · Posted: Wed May 08, 2002 7:59 pm Post subject:

MUAHAHAHAHA!

CHIKUNZ WIL DY FOR SHER!

YOO WIL BE PLUKD AND COOKD!

Trigger Happy · Posted: Wed May 08, 2002 8:04 pm Post subject:

No way man, no way!!! I'm not about to try and frag a friggin' tall, aglee, smelly, stinky, slimy, filthy, fire breathing, stomping on buildings, big feet, big beek, big nose, kilaak from the planet kilaak!!! No fair man, I can't use my BUGAWK pwrs against a Kilaak. I'll get stomped on man, but that's ok. I'll summon my homies from Japan. Even though when Godzilla visits Okinawa or where ever he goes and phreaks the heck out of those Japanese people, they can still hold their own!!! I'm down to frag some kilaaks from the planet kilaak!!! Once I turn into a BUGAWK, I'll friggin' peck your damn eyes out!!! Good stuff.
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LOOSIFUR OF KILAAK · Posted: Wed May 08, 2002 8:23 pm Post subject:

I HAVE MYE FIRE REDY FUR THE COOK TU PUT ON TYEE POT !! I HOPE TYEE CHIKKENS LEAVE THAR HENZZOUS SO WEE KAN PLUK THEM KLEEN

WEE DONT HAV TU USE OUR SECRET WEPPUN DO WEE, REMBER ITS A SECRET

I AM LOOKIN FOURWARD TU TYEE SMEL OF COOKED CHIKKEN AND TYEE TASTE OF THERE NAKID SOULS:)

MAHAHAHAHA !!!!!
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Vulcan · Registered User Joined: 29 Dec 2001 Posts: 2773

I may be interested in wiping the Kilaaks out once and for all.

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hoaxie · Posted: Wed May 08, 2002 8:33 pm Post subject:

Okay. my question is this... do we chickens get to assume our human form during the battle?, as the Kilaaks will surely be in human form.

Goldom · Posted: Wed May 08, 2002 8:39 pm Post subject:

Ooh I'll be there as kilaak~! (he'd post for himself, but his BOARD ACCOUNT WAS REMOVED *cough*)

Kjeldorian Royal Guard 42 · Posted: Wed May 08, 2002 8:39 pm Post subject:

The challenge was made by Chickens. Therefore it is Chickens VS Kilaaks. You will assume chicken forms.

The Kilaaks have agreed to use only crowbars and grenades.

hoaxie · Posted: Wed May 08, 2002 8:43 pm Post subject:

Can chickens use crowbars?
This is going to be fun!!

We will kick that Kilaak krack!

BitterBeerFace · Posted: Wed May 08, 2002 8:46 pm Post subject:

LOL OBC, you can't swing a crowbar (or any regular attack) as a chicken... but you can drop dispensers and sentry guns

(can't upgrade, though)

Kjeldorian Royal Guard 42 · Posted: Wed May 08, 2002 8:48 pm Post subject:

Chickens can use whatever they want. Kilaaks can use only crowbars and grenades. . .oh and. . .medpacks! A certain Kilaak made me throw that in there. This should be a really fun time! I wish i was a chicken or a Kilaak so i could join.

hoaxie · Posted: Wed May 08, 2002 8:50 pm Post subject:

Vulcan · Registered User Joined: 29 Dec 2001 Posts: 2773

Is there something else that we could turn the kilaaks into?
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