DED HEWMENZ

LOOSIFUR OF KILAAK · Posted: Mon May 06, 2002 1:43 pm Post subject: DED HEWMENZ

THARS A KNEW DEEMEN AT DE VILLE WEITIN FUR KNEW PEUNNI HEWMENZ TO BEE KILT

MAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Kilaak Stooge · Posted: Mon May 06, 2002 1:46 pm Post subject:

Does anyone else find this new hos0r a bit unamusing? I'm tired of these imposters giving us a bad name. But that's just my opinion.

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hoaxie · Posted: Mon May 06, 2002 1:51 pm Post subject:

My dear, sweet, beuatiful Kilaak Stew g ... trust me when I say to you that you don't need to worry about *Loocifur* giving you a bad name... muahahahahaha

Gawd, I slay me!!!

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DAMN HUMAANZ IMPPOSETER

OBTUSE OF KILAAK · Posted: Mon May 06, 2002 2:00 pm Post subject:

LOOSIFUR HAZ LANDID. HE IZ MI KUZIN. WE YOOSD TU PLAY WITH HEWMAN HEDS WEN WE WER LITUL KILAAKS. I MIS THOZ DAYZ. WELKUM TO EERTH LOOSIFUR. HEWMANZ SEEM TO THEENK YOO AR EEVUL! HAHAHAHA SILEE HEWMANZ. YOO DONT EVEN HAV HORNZ? WAIR THEY GET THAT IDEEUH?

LOOSIFUR OF KILAAK · Posted: Mon May 06, 2002 7:40 pm Post subject:

KUZIN OBTUSE YIT IS NICCE TOO SEE DAT YOO SERVIDED DEE INVASON OF EERTH. YIT HAS BEEEN A LONGGGG TYM SNICH I HERD FRM YOO. I HAAD TOO STAAY HOM AND CLEEN OUT DEE STEEW POTS FROME DE INVASON OF EERTH SOO I TOKE A VILE TOO GIT TO EERTH. ITS TOO BAAD DAT KILAAK STOOGE LOOKES LIKEE HE HAAS BEEEN HALF VAY ASSIMILATED BYE DE SILLE HEWMANZ. SINSE YOO LEEFT I HAV DEEVEILUPTED PENUEE HORNZ. I LOOKE FOURWARDE TOO PLAYYING VIT YOO AGANE ASS SOONE ASS VI MEAT. I MIZ THOZ DAYZ TOO. ITS BENE A LONGGGG TYM SYENSE I HADE TOO ROOAST PENUU HEWMANZ HEDS DWON IN MYE DEAPTHS OF KILAAK AND I AME LOOOKING FOURWARD TO IT AGGAINE

MOME AND DADE ALLSO SAIDE FOUR MYE TOO SAYE AHOLLE

Lil-Yugi · Posted: Mon May 06, 2002 7:42 pm Post subject:

Do you like your killack deep fried!

Kjeldorian Royal Guard 42 · Posted: Mon May 06, 2002 7:45 pm Post subject:

Loosifur, I can't help but detect a suttle accent within your Kilaak speech. You come to Earth via the Netherlands?

Blue Ruler · Posted: Mon May 06, 2002 7:57 pm Post subject:

Ya Loosifur just exactly where on Kilaak did you come from

And just what does Loosifur stand for the devil or something

Maybe you had better go back home and try to re-enter earths atmosphere without burning up

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QuasiModo · Posted: Mon May 06, 2002 8:13 pm Post subject:

Man they spell as bad as those chic filet cows...

LOOSIFUR OF KILAAK · Posted: Tue May 07, 2002 7:15 am Post subject:

SILLE HEWMANZ !!! I CAN DESGISE MY ACENT ANY VAY I VANT BCAUSE I AM FROME ALLL OVER DE UNIVRSE BCAUSE WE KILAAKS AR THEE SUPRIME RASE OF ALL TYM. IF YOO SILLE HUMANZ HALF KNOT ALREDY SEEN THAT YOO WILE WEN WE CONTINYOO HOUR ASSIMILATION PHASE TWOO. AND BLOO ROOLER I CANT BURNE UP CAUSE I LIKE TYE HEET WHY THEE HELL, THATS MY HOME, DOO YOO TINK MY NAME IS LOOSIFUR YOO SILLE HUMANZ DINGAMABOPPER. OH ANDE BLOO ROOLER I SAWD DAT YOO ARRE SCARED OF US, WELL YOO SHOLD BEE. YOO GOTE AVAY ONCE WITE RANZOM OF 5 BISON DAT VILE NOT BEE TYE CASSE NEIXT TYME. KILAAK COOK IS REDY FOUR YOO DIS TYME ANDE HIS POT IS ALREDY BOOILING VIT MYE FIRE

The Nanite · Posted: Tue May 07, 2002 7:35 am Post subject:

NaniteFog has changed name to Kilaaks_Sux0rs.

<--Constipated Fish
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Sully · Posted: Tue May 07, 2002 9:34 am Post subject:

Hoaxy, you crack me up too.

KRG, the netherlands comment was priceless. I got the same impression. Besides, Netherlands people spell like KILAAKS! i.e. "Sven" (what's up with the "v"?)

I believe that we may be on to a conspiracy! Traitorous scandinavian humans selling us out to the KILAAKIAN horde. Obviously they made a deal with the space scum because they didn't want the Swedish Bikini Team roughly used by KILAAK KONDOM.

For all of you of Scandinavian decent, all I can say is,"Shame on you."
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Blue Ruler · Posted: Tue May 07, 2002 10:06 am Post subject:

Hey watch the scandinhoovian comments they are starting to get personal

I will have you know that our bikini team are truly gorgeous

They do not have the gross hairy armpits and nose hairs that those damn Kilaak so called ladies have

Remember that we are the oldest monarchy and have the oldest flag in history

That being said it only goes to show that there is no way that the Kilaaks will ever assimilate us, I mean history speaks for itself

We use the "v" because that is the way that it is supposed to be spelled not the way that the immigrants that we sent to the newly found land, at that time, called North America

The reason we sent them away was simply because we were well informed that they would never be able to conform to the way life in general was and would be thru out history

The Kilaaks knew what we had done way back then and they are now, at last, taking those undesirables away from earth

I for one am looking forward to the pending invasion as long as they don't come to scandinavia

If they do I will be so scared and have to exit stage left

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