Your favourite Simpsons scene/quote.

`RaphX · Registered User Joined: 24 Mar 2002 Posts: 1556

I'll start. In Trilogy of Errors, Marge introduces the healthy "Muselix" to the breakfast table. Bart gets away by answering the door.
Lisa: "(I'll get us outta this.) Say Dad, wanna go see my project for the school Science Fair?"
Homer: "No Lisa," <winks> "but I sure don't wanna eat this crappy breakfast."

Computer · Posted: Fri May 03, 2002 1:43 pm Post subject:

Ralph Wiggum "This tastes like burning"

Homer Simpson "I can't take his money, I can't print my own money, why don't I just roll over and die!"
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PondScum007 · Posted: Fri May 03, 2002 1:49 pm Post subject:

oh there are so many goodies..., cant name em all!
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TargetDummy · Posted: Fri May 03, 2002 2:07 pm Post subject:

-Anything Ralph says-

My personal favorite is: "My cat's breath smells like cat food."
but mostly for the delivery...
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Ralph....

"What's a Diorama?"

"I bent my Wookie"

LanceMantis · Posted: Fri May 03, 2002 3:26 pm Post subject:

Let me see here....I would have to say when Mr. Burns is dating that younger woman and he says to Homer "I said her, and I said leg". I also like the medicinal marijuana episode with " I don't know why they call them fingers, they don't fing. Wait..there they go."
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BitterBeerFace · Posted: Fri May 03, 2002 3:27 pm Post subject:

Homer:
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.

OS · Posted: Fri May 03, 2002 3:31 pm Post subject: The Sugar Guy

Homer: " Is that my sugar? "

Englishguy " Yes, I stole it while you let your guard down, and I'll do it again! Good-bye! "

** Disappears back into the sugar **

It's funny cause of the way he says it though...

Chan · Posted: Fri May 03, 2002 3:31 pm Post subject:

I could go on forever with simpsons quotes and travia (i am a simpsons guru) But, here are some good ones.

"Lisa, we can always go down to the pet store and get a new jazz man"
-Homer

"You see the kids they listen to the rap music which gives them the brain damage, with their hipping and their hopping, their bipping and their bopping. They dont know what the Jazz is all about."
-Cosby
"Nothing to Cure the Blues Like a depressant"
-Lenny (i think)

"Disco Stu doesn't advertise."
-Disco Stu

And one of the best ever-
"I'M FREAKING OUT!"
-Milhouse
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Vigilante · Posted: Fri May 03, 2002 3:48 pm Post subject:

Homer: "Heh, I'm sure glad we're not the...*squint*...Impsons."
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LanceMantis · Posted: Fri May 03, 2002 3:50 pm Post subject:

Man, I forgot the trip to Japan with "We're experiencing some Godzilla related turbulence."
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PondScum007 · Posted: Fri May 03, 2002 4:19 pm Post subject:

well that fishy is as hgis name implies..and

"Bart: Come on Millhouse, there’s no such thing as a soul! It’s just something they made up to scare kids, like the Boogie Man or Michael Jackson "

"Pepe: I love you Papa Homer
Homer: I love you too Pepsi
Pepe: Pepe
Homer: Whatever"

"Homer: Don't worry, getting eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep... in a giant blender"

"Dr. Nick: Your son is a very sick boy. Just look at these x-rays! You see that dark spot there? whiplash
Homer: Whiplash? Oh no!
Dr. Nick: And this smudge here that looks like my fingerprint? No, that's trauma"

"Homer: Yes we do, the cookie told me so
Mindy: Well, desserts aren't always right
Homer: But they're so sweet and tasty!!! "

heh thers tones more...simpsons has to be the best show ever
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OS · Posted: Fri May 03, 2002 4:27 pm Post subject:

Oh, and when Disco Stu is walking away from Marge...

**Walk away, not today, disco lady..**

And no-one has included the classic one, "Doh!"