You Know You're a Kilaak When...

Monk · Posted: Sun Apr 28, 2002 10:53 pm Post subject: You Know You're a Kilaak When...

1.) You can't spell.
2.) You write all in CAPS
3.) You run around like a moron yelling CHEETUR! whenever anyone kills you.
4.) You have no penus.
5.) You aren't afraid of JD's legs, or a visit from Frag.
6.) You spam the in-game messages with anti-hewman slurs.
7.) You don't know what Tim Horton's are and you don't care because you can't eat them.
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hoaxie · Posted: Sun Apr 28, 2002 10:54 pm Post subject:

8. You have a strange fixation on bison.

BitterBeerFace · Posted: Sun Apr 28, 2002 10:57 pm Post subject:

Hmmm, JD's legs? Did I miss something? Or maybe if I should be afraid of them, maybe I'm not missing anything at all....?

Now all we need are for all the kilaaks to start spamming the forums again... thanks for bring them up, Monk!

hehehe

MuLiShA · Posted: Sun Apr 28, 2002 11:00 pm Post subject:

kilaaks are the definition of sux0r, nuff said

Monk · Posted: Sun Apr 28, 2002 11:01 pm Post subject:

9.) You can never kill more than one person at a time because you can't help reveling in their gibs.
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hoaxie · Posted: Sun Apr 28, 2002 11:03 pm Post subject:

10. You smell REAL bad!!

MuLiShA · Posted: Sun Apr 28, 2002 11:04 pm Post subject:

addition to 10. you smell like whyb!

Blue Ruler · Posted: Sun Apr 28, 2002 11:22 pm Post subject:

Mulisha are you saying Whyb is a 10.

Think before you answer the Kilaakens are loooking for dinner.

Darn I'm outta here

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hoaxie · Posted: Sun Apr 28, 2002 11:24 pm Post subject:

Yeah, Blue, be careful. I am running out of bison.

Blue Ruler · Posted: Sun Apr 28, 2002 11:31 pm Post subject:

No problem OBH, Mulisha and Whyb can make use some more

Ah, no one can see me I'm still hiding

Peek a boo, ooooh that scared, exit stage left

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MuLiShA · Posted: Sun Apr 28, 2002 11:32 pm Post subject:

Stop making fun of me!!!!!!!!!

DaKon · Ville Supporter Joined: 19 Feb 2002 Posts: 2342

Haven't seen the Kilaaks plying ever. Wonder what they are up to

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BitterBeerFace · Posted: Sun Apr 28, 2002 11:45 pm Post subject:

I think they're probably playing with OBH's paychecks...

Pornstar · Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2002 12:06 am Post subject:

You know guys, you really shouldn't make fun of the Kilaaks. I mean they are beings of some sort, too. Are you going to let a little incident of taking over theVille for a day blind you with rage against these helpless beings. Earth is their land to and just because you guys have been occupying it for so long doesn't mean ya'll can coexist.

hoaxie · Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2002 12:09 am Post subject:

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa