NOOB QUOTES

Blown · Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2002 3:32 pm Post subject:

heh, speaking of cheating. I got accused of cheating as a HW with a aimbot. I was LMAO. Do ya really think I or most anyone would need an aimbot as a hw. hehe

Secret Agent Man · Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2002 4:08 pm Post subject:

Noob: THIS GUY SKIN HACKS!
me: called being a spy..

hehe its funyn when pl think you cheat, when you dont cheat....
you have aimbot
stop killing me in one hit bastard!
skinhacker!

... long time ago....... Newbie:this guy cheats.... Some admin:no he doesnt hes a regular here, so he doesnt cheat. I think Frag said that...

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Chan · Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2002 4:30 pm Post subject:

Hey why can't i use my flashlight?

WTF that engie wall hacked, his EMP got me through a wall!

How do i build that bug zappy thing?

can i join your clan Chan? (laughs alot at this i tell them to talk to frag)

The imfamous He's FAT he is GHEY he is always in the way HWGAY.

i am 1337

i hate you server (after i type i love you server)

the old "can i be an admin" question

you mean there is a TheVille 1 (when they are playing on 3 4 5 or 6)

woah this Avanti looks freaky in the day time

Who the **** is that guy standing in our spawn?

Why are the nades not poping up (in avanti where it says nades)

well that is about it
o wait one more

did somebody say soX0rz?

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NerUKierFKeal-VS- · Registered User Joined: 14 Apr 2002 Posts: 131

NerUKierFKeal-VS- · Registered User Joined: 14 Apr 2002 Posts: 131

my is: neruk had to be cheating cuz he headshot me

PondScum007 · Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2002 5:56 pm Post subject:

haha i love my "fatgheyslowlyonhisway" spam key...

always used jk ingly, of course (esp the 2 times a month Im a hw lol)

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ROOFCUTTER · Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2002 6:08 pm Post subject:

Heres a couple.
The church dosen't have a back door!
Whats wrong with the sky?

Heres a visual. At the well in avanti:
Guy standing by gernade sign. You tell him where to go...he waits... You put it up on center screen....he waits...you run back and forth jump up and down and shoot toward the gernades while doing the above....he waits....he finally runs away with no gernades.

Brujah · Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2002 8:54 pm Post subject:

CyC0Dad · Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2002 9:47 am Post subject:

Newb: So how do I upgrade this machine gun ?
someone: Beat it with your wrench.
later...
Newb: Not working.
someone: Grab some cells !
Newb: What ?
someone rude: type Kill in console.
Newb: How do I get the console ?
someone rude: Hit escape.
someone: Grab some packs.
Newb: Hey it just upgraded when the other guy hit it.
later...
Newb: Will someone please upgrade my machine gun ?
someone funny: It's called an SG by NON Newbs. And you would be an Engy.
someone rude: Why don't you play HW ?
Newb: I want to learn a new class.
someone rude: Go to school somewhere else.
Newb: What good is a dispenser ?
someone: Gives you ammo.
someone else: spy detector.
someone rude: No use, don't waste your time building it.
someone funny: Build it, then stand on it for a better view.
Newb: You guys are funny...
someone rude: Type kill in console please !!

Now this was an actual conversation at AvantiVille by a NEWB who is now a regular and a pretty fair Engy as well. I was the someone funny who kept upgrading his SG when I past it. I kept wanting to tell him but it was just way to funny to watch. He would build the SG and then stand there banging away with the wrench. Such dogged, stubborn determination was eventually rewarded

JtH · Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2002 7:27 pm Post subject:

I love newbs. i caught one shooting at one of our teams spys for like 5 minutes before saying: "This guy is cheating he wont die."

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Lin Sivvi Defiant Hero · Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2002 7:33 pm Post subject:

This is weird avanti!

BitterBeerFace · Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2002 7:37 pm Post subject:

My favorite is the "Stupid llama infecting medic"... just got that the other day for infecting a guy who was camping around our respawn!

Squishy · Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2002 12:10 pm Post subject:

I was playing on a LAN with a friend, and we were sitting in the same room. Every time i conked him, he would yell "There's something wrong with my mouse!!!"

-this is my first post, so i hope i do it right.

Chan · Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2002 12:16 pm Post subject:

Noob: Hey, how did you kill me with 1 kinfe shot?
Someone:It is my special knife.
Noob: YOU ARE A CHEATER!
Someone:If you say so
Noob: I say so
(right after)
Someone:I love you server
Stupid Noob: I hate your server
Kicked the Noob
They come back
Noob: HEY Why did it kick me?
Noob: all i said was i hate you server
Kicked Noob
Everyone: LOL

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Dr.Lucky · Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2002 12:45 pm Post subject:

My fav is..
Noob: this is my first post, so i hope i do it right