Who are the Kilaaks?

hoaxie · Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2002 11:29 pm Post subject:

Elvis is a Kilaak, too. You see, he's not really dead. He just got called back to their planet. There are more too...

Jimmy Hoffa... Kilaak
Jim Morrisson... Kilaak
John F. Kennedy... Kilaak
John Lennon... Kilaak

(hmmm, those four all have names that start with J... Hmmm, so does John Doe... I wonder if there's anything to that.)

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LONG LIVE THE 'VILLE!

Robert E. Lee · Registered User Joined: 18 Jul 2001 Posts: 2904

I can say I was never a Kilaak!! But I did enjoy the humor.

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Snaggletooth · Guest

I can safely say, I am a card carrying member of the <TKB>.

shovelnose · Posted: Tue Apr 02, 2002 1:00 am Post subject:

that cnn page is the best. mad props to whoever did that, its hilarious.

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Buford Pusser · Posted: Tue Apr 02, 2002 1:16 am Post subject:

I am definitely not a Kilaak. I carry a "Big Stick"! HeHe. If I am not mistaken, the Kilaaks have something else that they "claim" is something BIG!

Carrying and claiming are two different things!

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Buford Pusser
"Walk softly and carry a big stick!"

OS · Posted: Tue Apr 02, 2002 1:26 am Post subject:

That CNN page cracked me up for so long! That's a classic!! I know who all the kilaaks are....

But I need to ask something, will the kilaaks still be here to fight us? I mean, they took our website for a few hours, but I mean, with my superior strength and courage, I fought them all off. I doubt if they will be coming back to Earth for a while

Bada Bing · Posted: Tue Apr 02, 2002 10:50 am Post subject:

Nope not a Killak either never was will never be one. Sometimes they seemed to infect my PC cause my CAPs lock would kick in.
It was funny while it lasted.
LONG LIVE EARTHLINGS. OPPS there goes that caps lock thingie again.

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