Shocking Kilaak Lies!

Mongoose_Slayer · Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2002 1:45 pm Post subject:

The kilaaks have lied, none of them have "PENUSES" of any kind, because all of the kilaaks are women. It is true, i have seen the move (Destroy all Monsters), and every kilaak is a female, so, whats up with that?

OBTUSE OF KILAAK · Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2002 2:09 pm Post subject:

SILEE HEWMANZ BEELEEV EVREETHEENG YOO SEE ON TEEVEE! MUAHAHAHA NO WUNDR YOOR CIVILIZASHUN WUZ SO EEZEE TU KONKER!

ToRaK · Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2002 2:11 pm Post subject:

I've always thought they where trying to make up for something...

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Mongoose_Slayer · Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2002 3:21 pm Post subject:

Thats not even a kilaak obtuse, this is a kilaak:

hoaxie · Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2002 3:32 pm Post subject:

First thing's firat. You haven't conquered anything, nor will you. The only thing that will happen is that you will assimilate!! More and more of you are speaking and writing our language... You are even beginning to enjoy human foods, like donuts (albeit you want them sprinkled on humans). But mark my words... you will realize that bison are overrated and that human women rule! Oh yes... you will assimilate.

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Kjeldorian Royal Guard 42 · Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2002 3:37 pm Post subject:

I don't know who's more into this, the Kilaaks or Mongoose!

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EXILE OF KILAAK · Registered User Joined: 31 Mar 2002 Posts: 2

SO WHAT YOU ARE SAYING ONE BIG HOAX, IS THAT MY ADOPTION OF YOUR LANGUAGE AND SPELLING SKILLS DISPLAY MY -- HOW DID YOU PUT IT IN THAT OH SO STAR TREK THE NEXT GENERATION WAY?-- "ASSIMILATION" INTO YOUR SOCIETY? WELL, I BEG TO DIFFER. NEITHER MY CHOICE TO USE PROPER DICTION, NOR MY NEAR CELEBRITY STATUS FOR MY LETTER WRITING CAMPAIGN TO THE NEW YORKER MAGAZINE, IMPLIES THAT I HAVE IN EVEN THE SLIGHTEST REGARD, "ASSIMILATED" INTO HUMANITY.

I WILL SAY TO YOU WHAT I SAID TO THE KILAAK KOMMANDER DURING THE MILITARY TRIBUNAL THAT EXILED ME, "YES, ITS TRUE I HAVE COME TO LOVE HUMANS." (PAUSE FOR GASPS IN KILAAK COURTROOM)
"THEY ARE A LITTLE SALTY, BUT YOU REALLY GET USED TO THE TASTE."

EXILE OF KILAAK

NerUKierFKeal · Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2002 5:47 pm Post subject:

exile cap words won't work u have to talk like them too

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Goldom · Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2002 5:54 pm Post subject:

pppffft those are not the REAL kilaaks those are IMPOSTERS!!! (and yes, I ordered the movie from amazon the other day once I realised what killakakas were from

hoaxie · Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2002 6:01 pm Post subject: