Kilaaks have taken over the world - Its even on CNN

Fist of Kilaak · KILAAK WHO TALKS TOO MUUCH Joined: 17 Mar 2002 Posts: 38

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KILAAK CHEETUR · Registered User Joined: 01 Feb 2002 Posts: 19

SEE WATT HELLY BURRY LUK LYKE AFTER BEING GREETED BY KILAAK EMBERSARIES.
KILAAKS WHIL PWN JOO AWL !!!

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Blue Ruler · Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2002 8:47 am Post subject:

NEWS FLASH: Wolf Blitzer reports that Kilaak Kommander and his invasioner force have been spotted raiding all local pharmacies and looting all the viagra (sildenafil). It is anticipated that the human race can keep up to the onsault. Will keep you posted as new things rise. We the human race shall not be taken and we shall rise up in this battle for survival of the fittest. All reporters are urged to post to this thread to aid in this uphill battle.

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OBTUSE OF KILAAK · Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2002 9:14 am Post subject:

PYOONEE HEWMANZ! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!! YOOR SILEE PLANIT IZ OWRS! ALL YOOR SERVERZ AR BEELONG TO US! TYM TO KLEEN HOUS!

John Doe · Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2002 9:48 am Post subject:

I just saw a Kilaak walking down the street and I was in awe!

I recommend everyone take up heavy drinking until they are seeing Kilaaks too.

JD

Pornstar · Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2002 9:49 am Post subject:

Well that will be easy I started last night not knowing about today.

hoaxie · Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2002 10:32 am Post subject:

Holy crap!! And I thought I had a lot of time on my hands.

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Lil-Yugi · Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2002 10:50 am Post subject:

Hmmmm. Maybe I should rethink this.

Ktulu · Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2002 11:01 am Post subject:

OK, That's it... I've had enough! KilaakVille

I don't think so. If you stupid KILAAKS with your big penus's want TheVille your going to have to take it from our bloody hands in the mulch. That's right I'm calling you alien freaks out to settle this on our battleground, I'm also asking anyone who is willing to defend TheVille to stand and fight strong with me. You KILAAK freaks name the time and we'll be there.
Freaks!

Chan · Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2002 11:18 am Post subject:

Chan sits in a dark cornor of a street and waits for a small gang of kilaaks to go by...............

After they passed him un-noticed, Chan pulls out his spying knife and a sniper rifle.

::Slice::
::Slice::
::Slice::

GIBS EVERYWHERE

O crap that was only 3 of them, there are still 2 more!!!!

Whips out auto rifle and waste one of them, runs off into a coner charing his 'lil red dot' turns around to see a kilaak facing him and go right for a headshot. *GIBS*

"I still will fight to the end..........."

FingerDemon · Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2002 11:19 am Post subject:

Right on Ktulu!

Kilaaks, we villuns will fight you in the Avanti streets, in the Casbah alleys, in the forums and in the Osaka Zen garden! We will never EVER surrender!!!

<TVB>FingerDemon-VS

Fist of Kilaak · KILAAK WHO TALKS TOO MUUCH Joined: 17 Mar 2002 Posts: 38

Grudge Server? The Fist will be there, can I bring my BBQ?

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.::Kilaak-Elite::. · Registered User Joined: 20 Mar 2002 Posts: 23

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Kjeldorian Royal Guard 42 · Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2002 3:55 pm Post subject:

I will definately bury my iron in a Kilaaks butt! I will be there!

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