Why did the HW cross the road

ROOFCUTTER · Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2001 6:05 pm Post subject:

Why did the HW cross the road?
To participate in our test of course.
The following test were carried out by Roofcutter and KillerRoofcutter
Warning these statictics contain the accumulated death of thousands of HW's who
gave their life's to amuse and enlighten us.

All test were carried out on a warm acroplois2 Sunday afternoon.
No alcohol was used during any testing.
All weapons were tested and different attack points were used.
Head, chest, feet/legs, back. All shots/ impacts were direct hits
and to the same body spot until death.
Any further mention of different attack points are mentioned only
if the attack value changed.
All test were carried out with the HW at full health and armor and bags discarded.

gernades 3 all gernades were stood over
emp 3 no bags
mrv 1
nail 1
napalm 2 first let burn out than 2nd thrown
gas 2 same as above :note conc not tested

crowbar 20 hits
supershotgun 9 shots
shotgun 20 shots
supernail 35 shots
chain gun 14 shots
medikit 25 continues hits
flame thrower 15 flames
fire rocket 8 contiunes shots
tranqs 20 shots
knife 12 front thrusts
2 back thrusts Could not kill in one while just standing.
rocket 5 rockets
railgun 19 shots
wrench 20 hits
dispenser 3 fully loaded. standing next to and jumping over.
SG 31 percent 1st stage
27 percent 2nd stage
17 percent 3rd stage
sniper 1 head shot, 2 chest all shots full charge
4 foot (note: foot shot brought up caltrop injury icon)
autorifle 50 shots
pipebombs 6 (all were fired and detonated one at a time while standing on them)
GL gernades 4 ( all were shot directly into the body front and back)
caltrops 36 individual caltrops

note: any missed weapons will be included in the next release/patch
Due to the intensive set up and expense we are applying for a government
grant to contiune our research. So please write your congressman/women today.

ROOFCUTTER/KillerRoofCutter

[ This Message was edited by: ROOFCUTTER on 2001-09-30 22:34 ]

KillerRoofcutter · Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2001 6:18 pm Post subject:

It was fun Killing the cool and tough HW!

his dead jim! Ok that is good over 137 Hws gone! well that sure is good I am tired of those killing machin HWs looking like they are so tough but they can die fast just like the scout too. faster than a scout from the chain gun! Die HW Die!

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[ This Message was edited by: KillerRoofcutter on 2001-09-30 19:57 ]

YourPowersAreWeakOldMan · Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2001 6:31 pm Post subject:

Hey! Why would anyone want to kill me, I'm so friendly.
So thats how much it takes to kill a HWG, thats cool, now I can calculate how much fire I can walk through exactly instead of guessing if that'll kill me or not.
FOOLS you have doomed thyself MUHAHAHAHA!!

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KillerRoofcutter · Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2001 6:58 pm Post subject:

I am very sorry if I offended you YourPowersAreWeekOldMan

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ROOFCUTTER · Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2001 8:05 pm Post subject:

just wanted to bring post back to top

Maian · Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2001 6:42 pm Post subject:

Wow, you guys are like Greenbo, you really have too much free time on your hands. but thanks, now I know just how long it should take to kill YPAWOM. JK. But that is funny as hell what you guys did.

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Greebo · Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2001 6:59 pm Post subject:

Damnit Maian!
I told you before - those songs take 5 mins at most - they're not hard! They're not time consuming!

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Thom Yorke Obliterator · Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2001 7:18 pm Post subject:

Excellent work, Roofcutters! Now you need to determine how much damage it takes to obliterate Thom Yorke. No matter how many SGs I build, he refuses to come to the Ville and walk in front of one of them.

But I was disappointed that there were no actual HWGuy jokes on this thread. So here's a really lame one:

How do you get a HWGuy off your porch?

Pay him for the pizza.

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ROOFCUTTER · Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2001 7:32 pm Post subject:

HEE haaa Free time naw quality time yes. Dosen't every dad spend the day killing and maiming and keeping score with his son. Oh god What have I done...we're going to have to do soldier next. It beats fishing.

Maian · Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2001 7:35 pm Post subject:

Suuuuuure they are Greebo. We believe you (wink wink).

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Guest · Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2001 1:32 am Post subject:

ROFL!!!!!!!!! gw, now i no the quickest way 2 kill a hw guy

thanx guys

137 hw guys dead...wow!!!!!

DukeNukem · Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2001 4:13 pm Post subject:

My answer to "Why did the HW cross the road?":

To leave a lasting impression (on the pavement) of course!

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My answer to the riddle; To kill the other half of the opposing team of course. HW guys rule!

ROOFCUTTER · Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2002 7:52 am Post subject:

Silent Snaggle here is actual snagg last post from the past. ERRR till now!

Snaggletooth · Guest

That was my first post ever here at the Ville.

{edit} Here's my sig from back in the day.
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