Joke

Bada Bing · Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2002 11:46 am Post subject:

Shortly after President Bush took office, an old man approached the White
House. He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to
go in and meet with President Clinton."
The Marine looked at the man and politely answered, "Sir, Mr. Clinton is no
longer president and no longer resides here." The old man said, "Okay." and
walked away.
The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the
same U.S. Marine standing guard, "I would like to go in and meet with
President Clinton."
The Marine again told the man, "Sir, Mr. Clinton is no longer president and
no longer resides in the White House." The man said, "Okay." and walked
away.
The third day, the same man approached the White House and again spoke to
the same leatherneck on watch, "I would like to go in and meet with
President Clinton."
The young Marine was a little agitated at this point, but politely said,
"Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to
Mr. Clinton, and I have told you twice before that Mr. Clinton is no longer
president and no longer resides here. Don't you understand, Sir?"
The old man looked at the guard and said, "Oh, I understand. I just love
hearing it."
The guard grinned and said, "See you tomorrow, Sir."

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ToRaK · Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2002 11:48 am Post subject:

Muhahahahahaha

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BitterBeerFace · Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2002 1:25 pm Post subject:

Ok, that one really does rule!

Goldom · Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2002 1:34 pm Post subject:

BA you evil, bush supporting texan peoples! EVIL! EVIL! EVIL!

NerUKierFKeal · Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2002 1:50 pm Post subject:

now that is a good one
we should have joke of the day

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[njk]Nopeace4u-DBD · Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2002 2:06 pm Post subject:

good one, keep em' rolling

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Snaggletooth · Guest

I love it!

Pornstar · Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2002 2:55 pm Post subject:

Kilaak Stooge · Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2002 3:42 pm Post subject:

HA HA HA! BADABOOM IS FUNY! MAYKE ME LAGH!

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Goldom · Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2002 3:56 pm Post subject:

I feel ignored... so its time for the invation of the scared faces:

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Bada Bing · Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2002 4:34 pm Post subject:

If you liked this one go to the post another good one in this forum.

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[ This Message was edited by: Bada Bing on 2002-03-18 16:34 ]

Bakuryu · Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2002 5:11 pm Post subject:

Oh I got a great one that my friend told me:

Saddam Hussein and George W. Bush meet in Baghdad for the first round of talks in a new peace process. When George sits down, he notices three buttons on the side of Saddam's chair. They begin talking. After about five minutes Saddam presses the first button. A boxing glove springs out of a box on the desk and punches Bush in the face. Confused, Bush carries on talking as Saddam laughs. A few minutes later the second button is pressed. This time a big boot comes out and kicks Bush in the shin. Again Saddam laughs, and again Bush carries on talking. But when the third button is pressed and another boot comes out and kicks Bush in the privates, he's finally had enough, "I'm going back home!" he tells the Iraqi. "We'll finish these talks in two weeks!"

Two weeks later Saddam flies to the United States for talks. As the two men sit down, Hussein notices three buttons on Bush's chair and prepares himself for the Yank's revenge. They begin talking and George presses the first button. Saddam ducks, but nothing happens. Bush snickers. A few seconds later he presses the second button. Saddam jumps up, but again nothing happens. Bush roars with laughter. When the third button is pressed, Saddam jumps up again, and again nothing happens. Bush falls on the floor in a fit of hysterics.

"Forget this," says Saddam. "I'm going back to Baghdad!"

Bush says through tears of laughter, "What Baghdad?"