Worst Pick-up Lines Ever!

Jaredmonkey · Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2002 6:00 pm Post subject:

I heard this one from my brother, but I've never seen it in action. I challenge any of you to try it out and post the results. Those would be interesting. Just take a screw, hold it up to the girl, and say "Ya wanna?"

MuLiShA · Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2002 6:28 pm Post subject:

I know it is lol.

thewz · Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2002 8:58 pm Post subject:

"I hope you're as good as your mother"

kazebari? · Registered User Joined: 31 Aug 2001 Posts: 314

"Boing. Hello, my name is Kevin, and I'm 11 years old. I like cursing and playing T rated games and killing people online and madly celebrating with ancient Neo-WakkaAmazonian fetishes whenever I succeed in doing so but you look attractive tonight and before you call the cops to pull me in and throw me into jail as a juvenile delinquent, I would like to say that I'm running out of oxygen right now and I need to breathe-*pause*-so if you could-PUT DOWN THAT PHONE-I would like to introduce you to Fuzzy Bunny. Fuzzy Bunny was created in 1950, as a sex education character. He grew acne, more fur, and had 'feelings'. Some of those feelings include the need to participate in the reproduction stage of the species Homo sapiens, which are included in the Animal Kingdom, and I need another breathe here so--*pause*--HEY COME BACK HERE-anyways what I was orginally saying was you're very pretty and since I haven't passed puberty yet will you help me with my homework? It's about a laser fusion project which is highly effecient compared to regular nuclear fission."

Lady: *snore*

thewz · Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2002 9:46 pm Post subject:

Actually...Since you're 11, some chicks might find that really cute. Of course it doesn't mean you'll get any, it just means they will think you're cute, and coo at you and say all sorts of cute things...

Ugh, please shoot me for saying cute!

Trigger Happy · Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2002 10:01 pm Post subject:

Here is a line that would inevitably get you slapped!!! I made this one up, too.

You remind me of a screen door.

Oh really?

Yea because the more I bang on it the looser it gets!!!

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ROOFCUTTER · Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2002 10:10 pm Post subject:

My face is leaving be on it!

CyC0Dad · Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2002 1:06 pm Post subject:

That is a bad as someone I once knew offering the girls free mustache rides.

Or the Indian who said "chance" to every girl he saw. One of them stopped him and said "hey, aren't you supposed to say how ?" To which he replied " Me know how, me want chance !"

OmegaSiN · Registered User Joined: 05 Nov 2001 Posts: 712

Blown · Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2002 2:17 pm Post subject:

Id do Triggers but for some reason I think I'd be sleeping on the couch for quite some time. The wife wouldnt think it was so funny.

Snaggletooth · Guest

I'd try it, but Swift is too far away to even attempt it. And I don't think Trig would like me hitting on his sister, or her hitting him when she found out where I got the line.

Deathbringer · Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2002 6:34 pm Post subject:

Oh baby you remind me of the neighborhood bike...everyone has had a ride..

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Trigger Happy · Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2002 6:43 pm Post subject:

I don't think my sister would mine. Even though I'm her little brother I think I can stand on my own =) Heck if she even tried to slap me I'd probably duck and give her a Mike Tyson uppercut to the chin!!! Shhh, don't tell her though...LOL!!!

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