Worst Pick-up Lines Ever!

OmegaSiN · Registered User Joined: 05 Nov 2001 Posts: 712

Well, go on, whats the worst one you have ever said to a chic?

I was dared to go up to this chick and say " I'm no Fred Flinstone, but I can sure make your Bedrock!"

I did it, but then she slapped me

( It wasn't very hard though )

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Whybkuul · Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2002 8:54 am Post subject:

well, i've never used it, but i've always been fond of "love me if i'm wrong, but you want to go home with me tonight"

Hamese · Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2002 9:30 am Post subject:

Some I think are funny:

Guy: Are you good at math?
Lady: Well, why?
Guy: We can go back to my place add ourselves, subtract our cloths, divide your (edited) and multiply.

and..

Guy: Would you like to grab some pizza and some sex?
Lady: NO!
Guy: What, you dont like pizza?

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OSU Snipe Shocker · Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2002 9:33 am Post subject:

Some of my personal faves...

"Nice Shoes, wanna F*ck?"
"Do you wash your clothes in Windex? Cuz I can see myself in your pants."

Guy-Did it hurt?
Girl-What?
Guy-When you fell from heaven?

*edit*
Almost forgot,

"That dress would look great crumpled up on my floor"
*edit*
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KillerRoofcutter · Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2002 10:01 am Post subject:

Uhhhhh Have none I am 9 LOL

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Guy: Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
Girl: No, why?
Guy: Because I can see myself in your pants.

Here's one my friend used when turned down at a bar.

Guy: Do you want to dance?
Girl: With you? No.
Guy: Oh, I meant to say those jeans make you look fat.

Guy: Smile if you want to **** me.

Guy: Do you have a map?
Girl: No, why?
Guy: Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

Guy: Do you have any (insert your ethnicity here) in you?
Girl: No.
Guy: Do you want some?

gindapoo · Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2002 11:08 am Post subject:

<---MrHat---> · Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2002 11:28 am Post subject:

"ARE THOSE REAL???"

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MunkeyEye · Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2002 12:14 pm Post subject:

Killer, among all the rest, your line MIGHT actually work!!

(+)ASSASSIN(+) · Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2002 1:38 pm Post subject:

I can tell you from seeing a buddy of mine do it at a bar that you dont want to use this one:

Why is it that you are so hot and your friends are so damn ugly?

he was hitting on this girl for a while and was doing good untill her friends came over all pissed off cause she was talking to him. needless to say she didnt stay long after that lol.

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afum humba · Registered User Joined: 10 Jan 2002 Posts: 36

if you were a booger i would pick u first...it works every time

Ktulu · Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2002 2:08 pm Post subject:

Remember... These are the worst lines to use!

What's a sexy woman like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package?

If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

You might as well sleep with me because I'm going to tell everybody we did it anyway.

Can I buy you a drink or do you prefer the cash instead?

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.

I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.

OmegaSiN · Registered User Joined: 05 Nov 2001 Posts: 712

PyROZen · Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2002 2:18 pm Post subject:

i wouldn't recommed this one.

Guy: "Can I see you smile?"
Girl: *Smiles*
Guy: "Wow, you could have the whitest teeth I ever came across."

that one never works.

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MuLiShA · Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2002 5:33 pm Post subject:

What about this one
"Were you born in a toilet because you are the s***."

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