Joke (haha go CANADA!)

thewz · Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2002 3:11 pm Post subject:

Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God, "Where have you been?" God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look Michael, look what I've made." Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?" "It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance."
"Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused. God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth, "For example, Northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while Southern Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot. Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people," God continued, pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered in ice." The Archangel, impressed by Gods work, then pointed to a large land mass in the top corner and asked, "What's that one?" "Ah," said God. "That's Canada, the most glorious place on Earth. There are beautiful mountains, lakes, rivers, streams and an exquisite coastline. The people from Canada are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they're going to be found traveling the world. They'll be extremely sociable, hardworking and high achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace. I'm also going to give them super-human, undefeatable ice hockey players who will be admired and feared by all who come across them."
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed; "What about balance, God? You said there would be BALANCE!"

God replied wisely. "Wait until you see the loud-mouth bastards I'm putting next to them...."

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Snaggletooth · Guest

I find it hard to believe God would say that, but it's still pretty funny.

thewz · Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2002 3:16 pm Post subject:

Oh god said that alright! He told me that joke himself while I was in class. He even told me to burn down the school!

BitterBeerFace · Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2002 6:13 pm Post subject:

Oh, the loud-mouth bastards are the Quebecers... I get it now...

thewz · Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2002 6:20 pm Post subject:

Tru dat! damn seperatists! don't get me started on my nazi-gestapo-government!

OSU Snipe Shocker · Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2002 6:22 pm Post subject:

Avenger, that was beautiful...I know I am american, But I can appreciate a great joke when I hear it.

ps-I really enjoyed the hockey player bit

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Blue Ruler · Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2002 11:57 pm Post subject:

Well need mo<R>e be said

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OmegaSiN · Registered User Joined: 05 Nov 2001 Posts: 712

Don't even get me started on Quebec!!

I've just done a 8000 word essay on the government!!

BORING AS HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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thewz · Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2002 3:48 pm Post subject:

Why did you do an essay on the quebec government?

I thought you were an aussie?