Really great Joke - Olympics Related

John Doe · Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2002 10:51 am Post subject:

Here is one from your local Canadian.

WHAT DOES YOUR DAD DO?

It's the first day of school and the teacher thought she'd get to know
the kids by asking them their name and what their father does for a
living.

The first little girl says: "My name is Mary and my daddy is a
postman."

The next little boy says: "I'm Andy and my Dad is a mechanic."

Then one little boy says: "My name is Jimmy and my father is a
striptease dancer in a cabaret for gay men."

The teacher gasps and quickly changes the subject, but later in the
school yard the teacher approaches Jimmy privately and asks if it was
really true that his Dad dances nude in a gay bar.

He blushed and said, "I'm sorry but my dad plays hockey for Team USA,
and I was just too embarrassed to say so."

JD

gindapoo · Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2002 10:59 am Post subject:

JD, are you going to gloat for the next four years?

John Doe · Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2002 11:16 am Post subject:

YES!

[njk]Nopeace4u-DBD · Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2002 11:17 am Post subject:

JD, that was pretty funny, u have any more jokes to amuse us with?

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gindapoo · Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2002 11:17 am Post subject:

oh joy...

Whybkuul · Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2002 11:24 am Post subject:

Jd, you're an ass... no doubt about it... heh

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Hamese · Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2002 11:27 am Post subject:

Hey JD, I will be looking for you in game to tell you what I think about that joke.

What do you think about that, eh?

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5th GHG E.G. Mine · Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2002 11:29 am Post subject:

JD, stfu.
Eh.

(+)ASSASSIN(+) · Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2002 12:20 pm Post subject:

Thats fine but our nukes are bigger than your nukes lol

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OmegaSiN · Registered User Joined: 05 Nov 2001 Posts: 712

Well, I reakon both Canada and Usa suck!!

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OmegaSiN · Registered User Joined: 05 Nov 2001 Posts: 712

Pretty good joke though JD!

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ROOFCUTTER · Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2002 8:21 pm Post subject:

The Rope

There were 11 people hanging onto a rope that
came down from a helicopter.
There were ten men and one woman.
They all decided that one person should get off
because if they didn't, the rope would break and
everyone would die.

No one could decide who should go,
so finally the Woman gave a really touching
speech saying she would give up her life to save
the others, because women were used to giving
up things for their husbands and children and
giving in to men.

When she finished speaking, all the men started
clapping........

thewz · Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2002 9:09 pm Post subject:

HAHA nice on JD

P.S. ROOF IS A SEXIST! FEMINIST SCUM!

KillerRoofcutter · Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2002 9:17 pm Post subject:

Ok those are funny jokes!

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NerUKierFKeal · Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2002 9:36 pm Post subject:

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

best one i ever heard

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