S.Squirrel or his Cousin?

Bleeding Tomato · Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 12:45 am Post subject:

I think it is for silly #Crazy

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Richter- · Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 8:08 am Post subject:

You notice that squirrel has yet to respond to this, so I am eagerly awaiting a response...
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s.Squirrel · Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 12:09 pm Post subject:

Darn you JD you said you would never show people that photo. That’s me after military police training. The donuts really pack the weight on. JD told me they were donuts made from real nuts.

Life hasn’t always been good to me. I remember going off to school for the first time.

In school the other squirrels would pick on me. I wasn’t allowed to play other squirrel games.

I soon hit the bottle and became a bad squirrel not fit for society

I even tried suicide once.

After my arrest for nut theft I knew it was time for change.

I joined the military and began to improve my life. Moving up the ranks I was invited to flight school and learned to fly.

Flying was great and seemed to be what I was meant to do until the accident.
I crashed bad on the lake bed at Edwards AFB losing an eye two legs and an arm.

The Air force was able to rebuild me at the cost of six million dollars. That’s where the S comes from. I’m the six million dollar squirrel.

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=SG=ComptonEMT.TVR · Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 12:18 pm Post subject:

nice shot... sooooo uh squirrel... we have this gopher in the grass out front of our station... you think you could match up against a gangsta compton gopher?
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STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON! #2gunfire

Bleeding Tomato · Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 12:37 pm Post subject:

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=SG=ComptonEMT.TVR · Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 1:14 pm Post subject:

its like elementary school all over again...

Applause

FIGHT

FIGHT
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STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON! #2gunfire

StrontiumDog · Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 1:45 pm Post subject:

You brightened up my morning, Squirrel!
Nice job!
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Sargee · Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 2:51 pm Post subject:

the S totaly stands for SUPER

thats y he go the superman s under his fur

and i guess here he is back in action

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TacoBell · Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 4:03 pm Post subject:

squirrel you made my day good job that was hilarious

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Bleeding Tomato · Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 1:01 am Post subject:

Kixx · Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 4:51 am Post subject:

Oh and Squirrel does like mgs...just leave a 42 on the ground and find out!!!!

I am also greatly amused and now informed on the life of s.squirrel...almost like watching the History Channel

Hopefully, there will be a movie made one day......maybe Spielburg, Tarentino, Scorcesse or maybe even Spike Lee will hear of this great story of accomplishments and greatness called the s.squirrel.

Kixx.tvr
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Nuckin · Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 7:23 am Post subject:

Hilarious!!
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StrontiumDog · Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 8:47 am Post subject:

Kixx · Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 10:01 am Post subject: