[John Doe]

25 Signs That, Sadly, You've Grown Up

1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
10. You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door won't turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle your stomach.
19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff".
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again."
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save Your sorry old ass.
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[Caveman]

[TacoBell]

1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. darn i can smoke all my living ones
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. what! thats fun
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. man u gotta drink
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. damn
5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator. i do too but its on my ipod
6. You watch the Weather Channel. wow that boring channel
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up. lol haha true!
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. u mean 365 day of vacation!
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." what thats as nice as i ever looked
10. You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door won't turn down the stereo. more like turn up!
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. yea they do but i dont wanna hear it, its wierd
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. hey what about me!!!!!!!!!!!
13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up. haha i dont have insurance
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers. hey not fair she like mc.d's better
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. well i got a bad back so i agree
16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM. i play dod from noon till 2am!
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one. what! getting older sucks
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle your stomach. dang but thats when they taste best
19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests. you forgot tripple c's haha jk
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff". i know im addicted to $12 wine
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time. but it tastes better for dinner
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again." haha nice
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. what!!!! 90% of the time im on the pc is for dod screw work!
24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar. no you drink at home then you drink more at the bar!
25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save Your sorry old ass. haha
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[regis]

[Shishkababy]

the taco bell one SEVERELY applies to me, i live off of taco bell man, im going to hate being old
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[The Tiju]

thank goodness im not a grown up
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"Never Fear The Tiju is Here"

[ROOFCUTTER]

What...cant see the damn post...where are my glasses...
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Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

[Mad-Hammer]

Strangely, I'm depressed now..........
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When The Only Tool You Have Is A Hammer, Everything Else Looks Like A Nail....

[Mr>Ellroy]

don't worry jd i'm 23 and i didn't find one thing that didn't apply to me lol
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mountains turn into hills without much struggle.....
it is always from the sight of the sea that gives the view of earth it's highest peaks......

an island is just a mountain wearing a dress made of water.....

[StrontiumDog]

Good grief.....am I that old....?

*searching around for pipe and slippers*
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[FragFailure]

None apply here
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[Mike]

[=SG=ComptonEMT.TVR]

well... i must only be semi-grown-up... cause only about half of those qualify for me... then again... i'm an EMT... and we're all still immature a-holes
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[TacoBell]

[v.o.c]

AH found 1 that dont apply to me.......

12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.







we dont have taco bell over here
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