Beautify The City!

YourPowersAreWeakOldMan · Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2001 4:54 pm Post subject:

All right there's been alot of people laying their guns and bodies wherever they feel like it in our great City, backpacks strewn across the field and everywhere you look! Were you all raised in a barn? Walls and floor alike stained with blood and other bodily fliuds. If I were that Indian guy in those commercias a tear would come to my eye if I were to gaze upon the city this very moment. Fear not I have a couple solutions to help clear the litter and keep the city looking nice and neat even during times of war.

1. All those currently waiting to be Fragged by my AC please stand in an orderly, tightly packed group, This way when you die you'll just pile up, instead of flying around everywhere like you currently do.

2. Demomen, *shakes head* You throw little metal cans everywhere making the landscape look like an I'll kept bar after hours, cans and such laying all around in piles. Scouts have the same problems, what with all those sharp caltrops, those could hurt someone if they stepped on them.

3. Engineers, you can pitch in too, throw your EMP's regularly at groups of backbacks just lying around. This way there'll be less backpack clutter, and less stuff to blow up causing bodies, and bodyparts, to fly around everywhere littering the landscape when you throw them at people instead of what they were originally intended to do, clean up the backpacks.

4. Grenades in general are a major problem, not only marring the ground and walls with craters and black burnmarks, but sending all sorts of things raining around the area if they make contect with someone ...Refrain from all grenade use in the City Limits.

These simple four suggestions, if obeyed, would make our city a gleaming gem to all to admire, Please keep our City looking good.

-YourPowersAreWeakOldMan

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John Doe · Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2001 5:41 pm Post subject:

LMAO, I think I agree with yourpowersareweakoldman, he must be using the force or something because I have this nagging urge to line up in front of his AC. Must log off now and get onto the server to appease the master!

phantazem · Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2001 7:55 am Post subject:

ROTFL!! Nice post YourPowersAreWeakOldMan.

ROOFCUTTER · Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2002 10:33 pm Post subject:

See all you youngsters even back in the dark ages we still tried to keep the place cleaned up. So run along now and if you have any trash please use the cans provided.

[ This Message was edited by: ROOFCUTTER on 2002-02-26 22:38 ]

hoaxie · Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2002 10:38 pm Post subject:

Holy cow! That was funny!!

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OSU Snipe Shocker · Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2002 11:06 pm Post subject:

Say, is there any way we could get some Trash Can models strewn about Avanti?

I think that would DEFINITELY help clean up the Ville

ps-I am actually serious, I think it would be a great inside joke for regs

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MunkeyEye · Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2002 11:15 pm Post subject:

omg!! I was wondering what happened to that post!! It's been ages since I've read and laughed at that post!

Kjeldorian Royal Guard 42 · Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2002 11:24 pm Post subject:

Something must be done about Kilaaks relieving themselves anywhere they choose. I can't tell you how many times I have been running to a cap and stepped in a pile of Kilaak dung! Sometimes caltrops fall into these piles of dung and it makes them hard to see. I have seen them drop a load in mid combat! Now come on, no one needs to see that. Perhaps we could set up port-a-potties and potty train these disgusting aliens!

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YourPowersAreWeakOldMan · Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2002 2:29 am Post subject:

Wow, you're right Munkey, this thing was buried like the Earth-friendly ads of the 80s. I have some to add on.

*The air pollution in our city is due to the heavy traffic and speeding players. To conserve energy and reduce ozone emmissions I have petitioned TheVille EPA to lower the speed limit to no more than Soldier speed for all classes. This will no doubt improve the air quality and reduce high speed drunken teenage scout collisions that result in the release of metal shards that closely resemble caltrops. True you may not be able to outrun even the slowest of HWGs but as long as you all keep your speed down and remain in close knit groups, your bodies will pile up just outside the spawn areas limiting the buildup of corpses and backpacks to those areas, and leaving the other parts of the scenic Villes pristene, they way they were meant to be.

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[ This Message was edited by: YourPowersAreWeakOldMan on 2002-02-27 02:31 ]