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This may apply to some people here!You're An EXTREME Redneck When.....

1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front
of her kids.

2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how
much gas is in it.

3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different
night.

5. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.

6. Someone in your family died right after saying, "Hey, guys, watch
this."

7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.

9. Your junior prom offered day care.

10. You think the last words of the "Star-Spangled Banner" are
"Gentlemen, start your engines."

11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house explode d right off
its wheels.

12. The Halloween Pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your
spouse.

13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.

14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.

15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the
House of Tattoos.

16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law
against it.

17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

And Finally...

A couple, both real-live rednecks, had 9 children. They went to the
doctor to see about getting the husband "fixed". The doctor asked them
why, after nine children would they choose to do this. The husband
replied that they had read in a recent article that one out of every
ten children being born in North America was Mexican and they didn't
want a Mexican baby because neither of them could speak Spanish.

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