Squirrels are rodents - kill them all

s.Squirrel · Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 7:47 pm Post subject:

I had one get his testicles caught in my fence last year. Poor thing was hanging upside down for a while until I pulled the fence apart to free him. My bet would be their just stupid.

A squirrel would never do that

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StrontiumDog · Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 8:22 pm Post subject:

Maybe it's because their nuts are smaller....

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SwEeTLuScIouSGaNjA · Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 8:50 pm Post subject:

DING!!

-GaNjA(Proud Owner of Rohans Soul)Strontiums long lost but found brother....Squirrel hunter
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sgt stutter · Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 9:33 pm Post subject:

StrontiumDog · Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 11:09 pm Post subject:

s.Squirrel · Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 12:19 am Post subject:

Ok the whole story

Last winter I came home after a hard night at work.
When I pulled into the driveway I noticed something hanging from my fence on the side of my house. I cautiously approached and noticed it was an opossum. He was hanging about four feet from the top of the fence and was mad as hell

I got out a broom handle and started prying on him so he would leave. All that did was piss him off more and start hissing and scratching. After pulling and prying on him for a few more minutes I noticed why he was so pissed at me. His testicles were wedged between two pickets of the fence. He had slid down about four feet from the top and had accumulated a few splinters on the way down. He was on one side of the fence and his testicles were on the other. I tried several methods to free him some I don’t really want to talk about

I had to pull the pickets loose from the fence with a hammer to set him free. About two weeks later he came up to the back door as if he was trying to thank me, or maybe he wanted me to play with his testacies again I don’t know. Anyway that’s my story and I’m sticking to it.
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Ricen · Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 5:35 am Post subject:

I can see it now....... Poor thing stuck on the fence, splinters in his testacies and your pokin at him with a broom handle. ROFLMAO

I wonder what he thought when you came boppin out of the house with a hammer!!!!! #Shocked

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StrontiumDog · Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 8:06 am Post subject:

You win....squirrels are way smarter!
Obviously, you did not get out your tweezers to remove the splinters for the poor opossum.....?
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papaweasy · Ville Supporter Joined: 06 Aug 2005 Posts: 91

Squirrel, thats funny enough to be true.

s.Squirrel · Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 5:11 pm Post subject:

Kixx · Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 7:00 pm Post subject:

I suddenly feel uncomfortable

(poor possum) but I would be pissed too if I was hanging from that fence and all I saw was a s.squirrel coming to help me

Kixx

::hands ganja a box of cheez-its for the trap::

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preacherman · Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 7:06 pm Post subject:

StrontiumDog · Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 7:43 pm Post subject:

So there's an opossum out there running round with part of a fence stuck in its nuts......

....don't fancy his chances at breeding......

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s.Squirrel · Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 8:23 pm Post subject:

Yes I would say he has wood

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cpt.diesalot · Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 10:32 pm Post subject:

lol this is nothing to do with the topic but it's funny
http://jedi-squirrels.funnypart.com/