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Blown Registered User
Joined: 15 Dec 2001 Location: Medford Oregon Posts: 4172
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Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2002 2:18 pm Post subject: |
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Post it.
Here is mine.
About a 6 months ago my Mom and Dad came over to watch a movie with the wife and me. Everything was swell until the movie ended. Now mind you we are watching this on my surround sound turned up fairly high and on the projection screen (9 FT screen). So the movie ends and I turn off the movie and switch to my TV system. Well somehow during the movie someone must of been playing with the remote cause to my suprise we start to hear moaning and crap and what comes to my eyes in super size is some chick gettin it on on the porn channel. OMFG it was terrible. My mom just about passed out, my dad was all smiles. The wife just wanted to go hide and damn I was scrambling for the remote but I was so damn suprised by it all I couldnt get the rite buttons to change the channel.
By far the worst I've ever been embarressed
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Whybkuul Registered User
Joined: 12 Jan 2002 Location: Little Rock, AR Posts: 889
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Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2002 2:22 pm Post subject: |
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hmm, well, mine's not exactly g-rated, so i don't think i'll post it..
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thewz Registered User
Joined: 18 Aug 2001 Location: Montreal, Canada Posts: 1744
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Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2002 4:04 pm Post subject: |
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LOL the exact same thing happened to the guy who fixes my computer. I went to his house to pick up my broken comp, and I noticed that he had a new 60 inch satellite television (after paying him like 60 times to fix our comp no wonder he can afford one ) Anyways I asked him if I could watch some tv, so he turned it on and there we were on the playboy channel with some hot blond chick [Censored for the younger audience] The guy was just like "oh shit!" and he was scrambling to change the channel, when he tried to change the channel the batteries of the remote control popped out and he ran to the tv and tried to change it. Lol it was hilarious.
I can think of a few embarrasing moments i'm not sure if i want to post em tho. |
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Hamese Server Admin
Joined: 04 Sep 2001 Location: Houston, TX Guild: US-V Posts: 1404
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Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2002 4:28 pm Post subject: |
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My embarrasing moment is right now. When I read your post and realized that my 5 foot TV was murdered by your 9 foot one. Where in the He77 did you get that gargantuan thing.
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Blown Registered User
Joined: 15 Dec 2001 Location: Medford Oregon Posts: 4172
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Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2002 4:37 pm Post subject: |
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Its projector onto a screen. my normal TV is 61" but I like things big. wait that didnt sound so good. Um, I like things like you'd go to a theater, hmm thats not much better but will have to do.
Pretty cool for watching movies and I'm going to hook my box, hmm, up to it and play some TFC. Super Sniper Vision 2.0!
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thewz Registered User
Joined: 18 Aug 2001 Location: Montreal, Canada Posts: 1744
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Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2002 4:43 pm Post subject: |
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I'm sure you like things REAL big eh blown?
I'm not a fan of big things myself but I can respect a man who goes for the extra large size
P.S. what are we talking about? |
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Blown Registered User
Joined: 15 Dec 2001 Location: Medford Oregon Posts: 4172
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Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2002 4:48 pm Post subject: |
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hmmm...I think I'll steer clear of that one avenger thank you very much and have a nice day.
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BitterBeerFace Registered User
Joined: 17 Jan 2002 Location: Mankato, MinneSNOWta Posts: 1416
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Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2002 9:45 pm Post subject: |
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Well, this isn't embarassing for me personally, but sticks to the "dirty" theme.
I was hanging out with a friend of mine in a local computer shop where he worked... he said he wanted to play a song for me, so we're in his cube, and he plays an mp3 of great porn music... the guy in the next cube popped up and said "Hey, isn't that the theme to 'Stiffed'?" After we laughed very very hard, he got extremely red and went and hid.
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hoaxie Registered User
Joined: 16 Dec 2001 Location: Florida Posts: 4471
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Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2002 11:03 pm Post subject: |
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Where the heck is the door outta this thread?!
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hoaxie Registered User
Joined: 16 Dec 2001 Location: Florida Posts: 4471
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Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2002 11:09 pm Post subject: |
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Okay... I am back... here is mine.
I can't believe I am going to tell this... well, okay, everyone knows that girls don't fart, let's get that straight right off the bat! We poot.
Anyhoo, It was near the begining of my relationship with my fiancé, and we were chillin' watching a movie. Well, I coughed and lo and behold, I coughed out of both ends at the same time. I had not yet done that in front of him so of course I was horrified! But he stated laughing. So, naturally I started laughing too. And what do you suppose happened...
Well, with each giggle, I giggled out the other end too. Of course, the more it happened, the more I laughed, and so the more I ...
You get the picture. Hell, I am still laughing out both ends to this day.
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Secret Agent Man Registered User
Joined: 21 Oct 2001 Location: In a van down by the river Posts: 739
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Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2002 11:21 pm Post subject: |
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well one time my parents cough me jerking off.....................
lol jk...........
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ROOFCUTTER Server Admin
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Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2002 11:22 pm Post subject: |
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Ok i got a clean one. When I was just a kid working at a auto parts warehouse. We were haveing lunch at the loading dock. I was sitting on a cart by the big roll up door and one of the pretty ladies came thru the area. Of course all of us guys were looking at her when suddenly she slipped and fell flat. She did not hurt herself. but she bruised her ego and probably her knees. Anyway I immediatly laughed at her and called her a klutz in front of everyone. Just as I finished speaking but still laughing I jumped off the cart onto the floor. Unfortunantly for me my leg went thru the roll up door chain and I fell off the loading dock and to the pavement below. giving myself a gooseegg on my forhead for a week! Needless to say she got her deserved revenge and I learned a lesson that still guides my actions today. |
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Blown Registered User
Joined: 15 Dec 2001 Location: Medford Oregon Posts: 4172
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Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2002 1:13 am Post subject: |
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On 2002-02-25 23:22, ROOFCUTTER wrote:
Ok i got a clean one. When I was just a kid working at a auto parts warehouse. We were haveing lunch at the loading dock. I was sitting on a cart by the big roll up door and one of the pretty ladies came thru the area. Of course all of us guys were looking at her when suddenly she slipped and fell flat. She did not hurt herself. but she bruised her ego and probably her knees. Anyway I immediatly laughed at her and called her a klutz in front of everyone. Just as I finished speaking but still laughing I jumped off the cart onto the floor. Unfortunantly for me my leg went thru the roll up door chain and I fell off the loading dock and to the pavement below. giving myself a gooseegg on my forhead for a week! Needless to say she got her deserved revenge and I learned a lesson that still guides my actions today.
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LMAO...that one is good.
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Chen Kenichi Registered User
Joined: 15 Dec 2001 Location: DFW Posts: 1136
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Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2002 1:35 am Post subject: |
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I guess my most embarrassing moment took place at a football game. I used to march in percussion in marching band. It was 3rd quarter and everyone was packed into a tiny concession stand. 2 of the most popular and elite players in the band were sitting on a 4ft rail. As I walked by I gave the guy's shoulder a tug. Instead of just shaking him, he fell over, bringing his girlfriend with him. Some girls screamed and the others were just bewildered. The whole concession: marchingband, parents, cheerleaders, drill team, and some directors totaled up to about 500 people. Everyone fell silent and stared at me. Whoa was I embarrassed. I tried to just scratch my head and walk away. My friends thought it was hilarious though. |
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OmegaSiN Registered User
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Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2002 1:57 am Post subject: |
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Hey Infectious, are you Snay??
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