Ghost Sex

sgt stutter · Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 11:10 am Post subject: Ghost Sex

A professor at a University was giving a lecture on the

supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, "How many people

here believe in Ghosts?"

About 90 students raise their hands. "Well, that's a good start. Out of

those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a

ghost?"

About 40 students raise their hands.

"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone

here ever talked to a ghost?"

About 15 students raise their hand.

"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"

3 students raise their hands.

"That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further...Have any of

you ever made love to a ghost?"

Way in the back, Bubba raises his hand. The professor takes off his

glasses, and says "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one

has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here

and tell us about your experience."

The big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make

his way up to the podium. When he reached the front of the room, the

professor asks, "So, Bubba, tell us what it's like to have sex with a

ghost?"

Bubba replied, "Shiiiit! From way back thar I thought you said "Goats."
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Mad-Hammer · Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 2:49 pm Post subject:

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Ricen · Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 3:33 pm Post subject:

John Doe · Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 3:47 pm Post subject:

I think Bubba's real name is Sully

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Stevo · Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 4:51 pm Post subject:

Mr>Ellroy · Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 5:01 pm Post subject:

ROFL..... makes me miss simple....i know its wrong but i love that goat.... lol #Beer

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loka · Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 5:24 pm Post subject:

ahahahahaha
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Speaker's Xeno · Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 6:08 pm Post subject:

Secret Agent Man · Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 6:34 pm Post subject:

sick dude... very sick... hahaha
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mUj0 · Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 6:48 pm Post subject:

reminds me of my high school football team...... except in morrow county, its sheep

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The Tiju · Registered User Joined: 02 Feb 2006 Posts: 516

thats hilarious

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Lt. Black · Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 3:57 pm Post subject:

This joke gets my seal of approval.
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Bleeding Tomato · Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 11:33 pm Post subject:

Goats ROCK

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Blown · Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 6:34 pm Post subject:

LOL

Here it would be sheep. Where is sully anyways.

sgt stutter · Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 9:41 pm Post subject: