Canadian Temperature Guide

John Doe · Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 8:00 pm Post subject: Canadian Temperature Guide

50° Fahrenheit (10° C)
Californians shiver uncontrollably,
Canadians plant gardens.

35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)
Italian cars won't start,
Canadians drive with the windows down.

32° Fahrenheit (0° C)
American water freezes,
Canadian water gets thicker.

0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C)
New York City landlords finally turn on the heat,
Canadians have the last barbecue of the season.

-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)
Mt. St. Helens freezes,
Canadians Girl Guides sell cookies door to door.

-100° Fahrenheit (-73° C)
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole,
Ottawa canal opens for skating.

-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)
Ethyl alcohol freezes,
Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.

-460° Fahrenheit (-273° C)
Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops,
Canadians start saying "cold eh?"

-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)
Hell freezes over,
Toronto Maple Leafs win Stanley Cup
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Mike · Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 8:20 pm Post subject:

haha

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loka · Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 8:33 pm Post subject:

LOL

the last one I thought of the Red Sox and how after the Red Sox won we had a very cold winter here lol.
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Stevo · Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 9:13 pm Post subject:

Those Canadians...
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Malanthros · Registered User Joined: 31 Jul 2005 Posts: 454

I've been wearing shorts and flipflops since it hit 35 degrees farenheit. Not bad for living in Canada eh?
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Simpleman · Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 9:24 pm Post subject:

Ah come visit it only gets into the 100-120 here

it won't hurt you I promise

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ROOFCUTTER · Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 9:36 pm Post subject:

crazy damn Kanuks....Yes the world looks a little different to our Northern Friends!

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Verman · Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 4:59 pm Post subject: Re: Canadian Temperature Guide

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Lt. Black · Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2006 10:17 pm Post subject:

I went along with it until you started going into temperatures that humans can't survive in. Then it just got a tad ridiculous.
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You'reinSoup · Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 1:43 pm Post subject:

The Canal was open this year at times when it was almost 0 C, but it pretty much had to be if they wanted to have it open at all this year.

My parents sometimes barbecue when it snows . . .

Canadian Rifle · Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 2:51 pm Post subject:

hes funny! i like that!!!

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