The best blonde joke ever.

John Doe · Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 9:51 pm Post subject: The best blonde joke ever.

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here
and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to
get it started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets
him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
her and says:

"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He takes her
hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of
tea, and then ..." He sighed................

"Let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."
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Easy Target · Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 11:02 pm Post subject:

Nice one!

Here another (not as good, I promise)...

One day a blonde see her own car been stolen right in front of her.
When the cops arrived the make the report he asked her: "Can you descrive the thief?".
She answered: "No, sorry I was too busy trying to remember the car plate number!"

The "real" one...

There's only one real joke about blonde. All the others are true story!
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Verman · Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 12:41 am Post subject:

Groan...................

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crazyhorse(AKA triclops) · Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 9:25 am Post subject: dumb blonde joke

John Doe that was a pretty good one.

ROOFCUTTER · Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 10:53 am Post subject:

Best Blondie of all
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Bright Red Nipples · Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 7:39 pm Post subject:

I feel so violated

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PopeyeTheSailorMan · Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 8:59 am Post subject: haha

lol that was pretty funny JD.
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