Another Song Parody (DoD - Related)

Greebo

This is one I did a while back that I posted on my old dod clan's website but never did here - at least I don't think I did.

Anyhoo - it's a parody of "Handbags and Gladrags" by the Stereophonics

It's called "Hacks, Lies and Script Files"

Ever been shot through a concrete wall
by someone on the other side?
Ever seen a person use a BAR
but get no recoil when it's fired?

So what's the point in playing you?
We'll ban you til there's no place for you.
The hacks, lies and the script files
That the fool downloaded, to make him play better

Once I saw a young man
He ran past at the speed of sound
Tried to keep up with him
Soon he was nowhere to be found

You sneak so quiet, you're taken out
By that arsehole who can't play without
The hacks, lies and the script files
That the fool downloaded, to make him play better

Sometimes miss the carefree days of quake
Where skill came from a human guy
Websites didn't offer hacking lakes
Fish a hack, apply then lie

To hackers I have this to say,
You're fooling no-one so just throw them all away
The hacks, lies and the script files
That the fool downloaded, to make him play better

To hackers I have this to say,
You're fooling no-one so just throw them all away
The hacks, lies and the script files
That the fool downloaded, to make him play better
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DJ George · Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 12:38 pm Post subject:

Very nice. Is there an offical Ville song? If not I think one should be written. I have a chord progression and keyboard part the could be used as a start, it would just need the guitars a fuzz bass, drums and lyrics added...
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Greebo · Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 4:13 pm Post subject:

Not as far as I know.
I'm crap at coming up with original songs -that's why I stick to parodying.
Ktulu was going to do one of my songs once, I forget which, but then he started having personal problems and as far as I know he no longer visits here.
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Malanthros · Registered User Joined: 31 Jul 2005 Posts: 454

*claps* Nice parody, I didnt know the song so I downloaded it and listened to it, and put your lyrics in, nice fit. Congrats.

And I believe Lespaul could do the guitar part.
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