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Rebel_Rouser
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http://www.thedeathpsychic.com/
Let it be told...
While on a boat, you slip and fall overboard. As you struggle to climb back in, your hands are chopped off by the motor's blades. You sink beneath the water as you bleed profusely. 
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Simpleman
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| Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 5:00 pm Post subject: |
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LOL
A lit cigarette is dropped in your car while you're driving. While you're attempting to pick it up, you veer into oncoming traffic. You are struck by a speeding truck and are killed instantly.
Good thing I don't smoke or drive  
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Stevo
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| Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 5:34 pm Post subject: |
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Well as Stevo I get this:
| Quote: | | Being depressed with life in general, you commit suicide by sitting in your running car with the garage door closed. |
But as Steve I get this:
| Quote: | | You are beaten to death by a group of thugs in a dark alley. |
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sgt stutter
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While attempting to unclog your garbage disposal with your bare hand, your wife inadventently turns on the disposal. Your hand is quickly mangled by the blades, and you bleed to death.
Good thing I don't do dishes.
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WiseOldJames{ATL}
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While drunk with friends, you fall down a flight of stairs and break your neck. Thinking you've simply passed out, your friends ignore your lifeless body for hours.
....um...i dont get drunk anymore...so i'm going to say NO on that lol.
Here's how I'm REALLY gonna die....
Securing the Streets for the Allies and getting teh win!
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KopiKat
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Says that I am the target of a serial killer and I will be tortured for days before I am finally put through a meat grinder.
/shrug he can do taht if he makes it through a hail of lead from my shotgun.
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WiseOldJames{ATL}
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| Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 5:41 pm Post subject: |
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| KopiKat wrote: | Says that I am the target of a serial killer and I will be tortured for days before I am finally put through a meat grinder.
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Why does everyone get nominated for the Darwin Award and you get a good one!!!
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Kahlan Amnell
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| Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 5:45 pm Post subject: |
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hummmmmm...
"While driving, you look down to dial your cell phone. Failing to watch the road ahead of you, your speeding vehicle crashes into an overturned fuel tanker, causing a massive explosion which turns you into human kibble."
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Mike
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| sgt stutter wrote: | While attempting to unclog your garbage disposal with your bare hand, your wife inadventently turns on the disposal. Your hand is quickly mangled by the blades, and you bleed to death.
Good thing I don't do dishes. |
good thing garbage disposals dont have blades...
mine is
A crazed man in a hardware store fatally attacks you with a large wrench.
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Secret Agent Man
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| Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 6:17 pm Post subject: |
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As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, you are thrown into a vat of sulfuric acid. Your body is turned into a thick sludge.
wow .. thats bad
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KillerRoofcutter
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| Quote: | | You attempt to go for a swim in the hotel pool after having one too many drinks late one night. Once in the deep end, it dawns on you that you don't know how to swim. You struggle violently as your lungs begin to fill up with water, but it does little good; you drown to death. Your body isn't seen until the following morning. |
Um I know how to swim....
| Quote: | | You are involved in a car accident while failing to wear your seatbelt. You are thrown through the windshield, and your lifeless body is splattered onto the street. |
I did my nickname and I got this. More likely than me dieing in a pool because I do not know how to swim heh.
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squidly
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| Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 6:33 pm Post subject: |
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My name!!!
An improperly hung ceiling fan falls from above you while it's running. The fast-moving blades slice through your neck with ease, launching your head across the room.
Ouch!!!! 
Heres what I obtain with my nickname!!!
A gas leak in your home causes a major explosion, killing you in the blast.
At least, it is a sudden death!!!!
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WiseOldJames{ATL}
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| Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 6:38 pm Post subject: |
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[quote="KillerRoofcutter"] | Quote: | | You attempt to go for a swim in the hotel pool after having one too many drinks late one night. Once in the deep end, it dawns on you that you don't know how to swim. You struggle violently as your lungs begin to fill up with water, but it does little good; you drown to death. Your body isn't seen until the following morning. |
OK, i dont care how drunk you get, you dont FORGET you cant swim, what would you being in the pool in the first place....and HOW'D YOU GET TO THE DEEP END!??!
I think it's like the Coyote off the cliff bit. He doesn't fall down until he stops to realize..hey...no ground. So on that logic if you didn't stop to think you cant swim you should be good! ...ok my head hurts now.
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The Nanite
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| Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 6:39 pm Post subject: |
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After suffering with a severe headache for days, the aneurysm in your brain bursts, killing you instantly.
Oddly enough I'll go for that, at least I know all these headaches have a reason.
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WiseOldJames{ATL}
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| Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 6:42 pm Post subject: |
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....wouldn't you go to the doctor eventualy??
Dude, I think the dude that thought of the deaths ran out of good ones and started dropping his standards hehe.
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