[ROOFCUTTER]

Here is the story of the Great Flag Revolt of 2001. the story picks up near the end and is as close to historical fact as can be expected. There were many heros and In the end Robert pulled us all thru...so with out further delay we began our story .....



Greebo whose beautifully malevolent grin distracted the newbies. Using his unlimited binding skills he bound their CAPucinno drinking hands to slowly pour it down their fresh unfaded tunics everytime they took a drink while they exclaimed, bartender bring us another cup we're invincible. Embarrassed and confused the noobs headed for the door forgeting all about those checked flags. CyCoMom being in disguise as the check girl threw off her costume and grabbing all the flags headed for...the Ladies toilet where she decided that she rapidly had to adjust her makeup...'If CyCodad doesn't find me attractive now' she muttered 'I'm gonna.....Stick this flag where the sun doesn't shine. Cycodad who was walking by heard this remark, and was greatly surprised. Cycomom came out and saw him standing there. Then Cycodad said... "C'mere Sugar!! Daddy's got a shweeet tooth tonight!!" at which he proceeded to... fold each flag carefully up and prepared a avanti style bed, sweeping CyCoMom off her feet hungerly he walked towared the bed but the flag poles were under foot......CyCoDad naturally stepped all over them and was suddenly tripped causing him and CyCoMom to fall to the ground. They spun around to see who would do such a thing to some lusty CyCo's. Standing in defiance were the Flags! Standing strait up on their pole ends looking surprisingly pissed, flaggy heads waving in the wind they bumrushed the CyCo's declaring their independance from being carried from point to point, it was their time to choose their own destiny and what point to cap at whatever time they felt! The ruckus could be heard all the way from respawn to respawn! YourPowersAreWeakOldMan who was napping on the lawn near the church.....awoke to see the flags marching towards him. On the way to CP4, they drove themselves right through his gut, injuring, but not killing him. Cycodad, who had followed the flags, healed YourPowersAreWeakOldMan's injury. The flags continued on towards CP4. Upon entering the church, they were met by... the 17 baby orangutans with 19 pounds of limburger cheese that had been absent from the scene for quite some time. they were busily pounding tdl's......and smelling up the entire map from cp1 to the church. As they grappled tdl, the pissed off primates start to shove the limburger cheese into his screaming mouth.

"STOP STOP! Is there an admin in the house?!" cries tdl as he spits nasty stanky limburger everywhere...
and of course there wasnt so tdl had only one card left to play before he was forced to swallow the cheeze. So at the top of his lungs he tried to yell "this server sucks" so that he would get kicked and leave this evil nightmare, but it came out sounding more like "gi turser vukz" and of course nothing happened. So with no other plan he.....pulled a knife out of his belt, and in a fit of cheese-induced rage stabbed nearby BeanDaddy in the head. Of course this caused no damage to BeanDaddy but instant death to TDL thanks to the anti-llama physics of TheVille. BeanDaddy ignored the knife sticking out of his head and turned around to continue his conversation with John Doe. "So, the other day I was capping point 3 in the middle of seventeen enemy SG's, when... I realized thise server needs a limit on Engineers. 16 tops, 17 building sgs is just a tad too much. Well, its been nice chatting with you JD, but I have a flag to cap and some SGs to introduce to my mirvs. Little did he know that .... ...The Flags were holed up at command point 4 refusing to come out and be placed on command points to cap them! ALl attempts to bring them out by force had resulted in violene by the flags upon the flag grabbers. The Flags yelled, "Bring Us to your Leader!"..... ...Robert E. Lee stepped forward. "Are you the leader?" the flags asked. "Yes" said Rob. "What do you flags want?" The flags replied "We want... To cap some humans. we want equal time, you just run up and grap us and drag us all over the place, some of you just hold on to us in dark spots while other people yell "where is the damn flag, and this or that llama has it". You drag us into direct SG fire and leave us there all full of holes and stained from your blood. Than just when we think it's over and your all jumping around proud that you've capped 4 we're transported by some unnatural server induced vortex back to the bottom of the town where your evil twin brothers are dancing around in anticipation of dragging us thru the whole thing again. Now I ask you Robert what are you going to do about this... I'm going to install a new server side mod called flagcontrol 3. You flags will pay for this! No one messes with my servers and gets away with it!

[AFI]

Woah that's a lot to read...that'll take me like an hour.

[Chen Kenichi]

That was quite disturbing ! Has Killer gotten to ya?

[YourPowersAreWeakOldMan]

That, by the way, was the entire combined first "Rambling Post" of the new forums. I remember when it was being written. It went on quite a while didn't it?

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[ROOFCUTTER]

Yes YPOWOM it is the last page plus 2 posts from page 4. We did not have any limit on each persons contribution. Quite a story!