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		John Doe Server Admin
  
  
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				 Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 6:47 pm    Post subject: What if WWII was played online instead of in person.... | 
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				Warning, some language.
 
 
 
If World War Two had been an online Real Time Strategy game, the chat room traffic would have gone something like this. 
 
 
*Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.* 
 
*Eisenhower has joined the game.* 
 
*paTTon has joined the game.* 
 
*Churchill has joined the game.* 
 
*benny-tow has joined the game.* 
 
*T0J0 has joined the game.* 
 
*Roosevelt has joined the game.* 
 
*Stalin has joined the game.* 
 
*deGaulle has joined the game.* 
 
Roosevelt: hey sup 
 
T0J0: y0 
 
Stalin: hi 
 
Churchill: hi 
 
Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks! 
 
paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks 
 
T0JO: lol 
 
Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression! 
 
benny-tow: haha america sux 
 
Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool? 
 
Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever 
 
Stalin: cool 
 
deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help 
 
Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy 
 
Roosevelt: i dont got **** to help, sry 
 
Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me 
 
Roosevelt: get antiair guns 
 
Churchill: i cant afford them 
 
benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is? 
 
paTTon: stfu 
 
Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys 
 
deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick 
 
Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army 
 
paTTon: yah hurry the fock up 
 
Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded 
 
deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck *deGaulle has left the game.* 
 
Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k? 
 
benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair? 
 
benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head? 
 
Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO 
 
T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u 
 
Roosevelt: wtf! thats bullsh1t u fags im gunna kick ur asses 
 
T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol 
 
Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u 
 
Hitler[AoE]: wtf 
 
Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army 
 
Hitler[AoE]: thats bullsh1t u hacker 
 
Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler 
 
Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me! 
 
T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard 
 
Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path 
 
Stalin: WTF u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE 
 
Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol 
 
benny-tow: haha 
 
benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1 
 
T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full 
 
Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help 
 
Roosevelt: yah thats right ***** im comin for ya 
 
Stalin: church help me 
 
Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here 
 
Stalin: dont be an arss 
 
Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late 
 
Eisenhower: LOL 
 
benny-tow: hahahh oh sh1t help 
 
Hitler: o man ur focked 
 
paTTon: oh what now biotch 
 
Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol 
 
*benny-tow has been eliminated.* 
 
benny-tow: lame 
 
Roosevelt: gj patton 
 
paTTon: thnx 
 
Hitler[AoE]: WTF eisenhower hax hes killing all my sh1t 
 
Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record 
 
Eisenhower: Nuts! 
 
benny~tow: wtf that mean? 
 
Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped 
 
paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun cocksocker 
 
Stalin: rofl 
 
T0J0: HAHAHHAA 
 
Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin gay 
 
Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city *Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.* 
 
benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself 
 
Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL 
 
Stalin: OMG LMAO! 
 
Hitler[AoE]: WTF i didnt click there omg this game blows *Hitler[AoE] has left the game* 
 
paTTon: hahahhah 
 
T0J0: WTF my teammates are n00bs 
 
benny~tow: shut up noob 
 
Roosevelt: haha wut a moron 
 
paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now? 
 
Eisenhower: yah me too 
 
T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol 
 
Eisenhower: fock u 
 
paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie 
 
Stalin: go to hell lol 
 
paTTon: fock this sh1t im goin afk 
 
Eisenhower: yah this is gay 
 
*Roosevelt has left the game.* 
 
Hitler[AoE]: wtf? 
 
Eisenhower: sh1t now we need some1 to join *tru_m4n has joined the game.* 
 
tru_m4n: hi all 
 
T0J0: hey 
 
Stalin: sup 
 
Churchill: hi 
 
tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff! 
 
tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES 
 
Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz 
 
tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple 
 
Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets 
 
T0J0: wtf is nukes? 
 
T0J0: holy ****holy****hoyl****! 
 
*T0J0 has been eliminated.* 
 
*The Allied team has won the game!* 
 
Eisenhower: awesome! 
 
Churchill: gg noobs no re 
 
T0J0: thats bull**** u fockin suck 
 
*T0J0 has left the game.* 
 
*Eisenhower has left the game.* 
 
Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for **** 
 
Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss 
 
tru_m4n: l8r all 
 
benny~tow: bye 
 
Churchill: l8r 
 
Stalin: fock u all 
 
tru_m4n: shut up commie lol 
 
*tru_m4n has left the game.* 
 
benny~tow: lololol u commie 
 
Churchill: ROFL 
 
Churchill: bye commie 
 
*Churchill has left the game.* 
 
*benny~tow has left the game.* 
 
Stalin: i hate u all fags 
 
*Stalin has left the game.* 
 
paTTon: lol no1 is left 
 
paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep 
 
*paTTon has been eliminated.* 
 
paTTon: o sh1t! _________________
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		5th GHG E.G. Mine Registered User
  
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				 Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 7:08 pm    Post subject: Re: What if WWII was played online instead of in person.... | 
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				 	  | John Doe wrote: | 	 		  Eisenhower: Nuts! 
 
benny~tow: wtf that mean? 
 
Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped 
 
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				 Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 7:30 pm    Post subject:  | 
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		Speaker's Xeno Registered User
  
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				 Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 7:39 pm    Post subject: Re: What if WWII was played online instead of in person.... | 
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				 	  | John Doe wrote: | 	 		  paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep 
 
*paTTon has been eliminated.* 
 
paTTon: o sh1t! | 	  
 
 
lol he got owned   _________________ [img]http://users.tvr-guild.org/speaker/speakersays.php[/img]
 
  
 
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				 Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 8:42 pm    Post subject:  | 
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				 	  | Quote: | 	 		  | Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late  | 	  
 
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				 Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 10:36 pm    Post subject:  | 
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				seen it, but still very funny _________________ Rest in Peace Blue Ruler: May 18th, 2004 | 
			 
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				 Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 11:15 pm    Post subject:  | 
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PICKACHU GOT OWNED!
 
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				 Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 5:18 pm    Post subject:  | 
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				good stuff  by the way anyone played RTS games? _________________ You go Bye Bye... | 
			 
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				 Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 9:27 pm    Post subject:  | 
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				me plays Dawn of War, that's my RTS ( i highly suggest and reccomend it to ya'll)
 
 
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				heh heh kk ar u a good rusher? _________________ You go Bye Bye... | 
			 
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				 Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 11:35 pm    Post subject:  | 
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				Best war game i ever saw played and thats no lie lol _________________ With this tag in my signature I embody The Ville spirit. 
 
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