Attention eVa!

TVR Guild · Registered User Joined: 23 May 2004 Posts: 10

To the members of eVa:

Last night, thanks to Speaker’s skillful handling of umbrellas, TVR goat-napped your herd of fainting goats that you have been hiding from The Ville! If you want the goats returned alive, you must comply with our demands. If you don't, we'll keep them! The following is our list of demands:

-Make a public statement regarding TVR’s greatness and eVa's smelliness
-Tell us the source of the goats
-Hand over fecix
-Use deodorant

Here's proof that they are safe:

Thank you and have a nice day!
-TVR
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shovelnose · Posted: Sun May 15, 2005 1:07 pm Post subject:

lol
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Stevo · Posted: Sun May 15, 2005 1:25 pm Post subject:

Muahahaha!!!!

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Mike · Posted: Sun May 15, 2005 1:27 pm Post subject:

nice umbrella :P
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s.Squirrel · Posted: Sun May 15, 2005 1:35 pm Post subject:

We never negotiate with terrorist.
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rANCOR hUNTER · Posted: Sun May 15, 2005 1:37 pm Post subject:

Go B Group!
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powdermilkman · Posted: Sun May 15, 2005 1:57 pm Post subject:

Silly TVR...do you think we would leave our precious goats out for any ole group to capture...no no those are our robotic goats that we put out for decoys and for the tourist that come by our house. Yep our precious, sweet, lovely, and adorable goats are nice and warm and snug with sully in his room. Thanks though...we needed to update our robo-goats. You can keep this model...think of it as a parting gift.

Powder

sgt stutter · Posted: Sun May 15, 2005 2:08 pm Post subject:

Stevo · Posted: Sun May 15, 2005 2:36 pm Post subject:

Simpleman · Posted: Sun May 15, 2005 2:49 pm Post subject:

Well it looks like our second line of defence worked as our beloved goats were in Sully's room as they are in a disclosed area. We heard of the attack and moved them to a safe haven where only a selct few know there where abouts. The gaots in Sully's room were our #2 model of robots that are equiped with a toxic stink bombs. You give us no choice, but to activate imediately.

Prepare to smell worse than you did before Muwahahaha!!!!!!!
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Stevo · Posted: Sun May 15, 2005 3:33 pm Post subject:

As I said before, Sully and the goats in his room were the robots that we planted. We left the stink bombs behind last night. Shame on you

In fact, Easy Target personally tested each goat and these are no robots!

Prepare to smell even more than Sully!

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powdermilkman · Posted: Sun May 15, 2005 4:06 pm Post subject:

ah but you see on a recent outing with mr. bill gates the eVa founding fathers and some guests were given a herd of robotic goats that were meant to look real without any of that robo stuff in them....so you might have what seems like real goats but infact our herd of real goats where hidden in a bunker at an undisclosed location...sorry...and sorry for sully for tricking him with the fake goats....we will now activate their head butting defense...prepare to feel the wrath of robo-goats

Powder

Easy Target · Posted: Sun May 15, 2005 4:11 pm Post subject:

rANCOR hUNTER · Posted: Sun May 15, 2005 4:52 pm Post subject:

Mwahahahaha I stole sully Dancing

... and Mike too!

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Stevo · Posted: Sun May 15, 2005 5:13 pm Post subject:

Why are we fighting? With our skills and your robots we could accomplish much more! We should form an alliance against US-V!
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