Roommate help

Gren · Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 6:22 pm Post subject: Roommate help

So I have a roommate and i am trying to figure out ways to get on his nerves. much like he does to me all the time.
any good ideas?
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Kahlan Amnell · Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 6:35 pm Post subject:

did you do the unplugging one speaker? (for stereo, computer, whatever)
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shovelnose · Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 6:36 pm Post subject:

stab him.
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Kahlan Amnell · Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 6:38 pm Post subject:

nah, just keep licking the knife. bet that is more nerve wrecking for him.

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shockwave · Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 6:41 pm Post subject:

I had an arab roommate once who never did the dishes. He would use every pot and pan to cook a meal and say oh, he would clean it up some time next week.

When you are away, set your alarm clock for 4:00 am or so.
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Kahlan Amnell · Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 6:43 pm Post subject:

Fill an empty shaving cream can with whipped cream. Use it to shave, and then spray some into your mouth. Later on, complain that you feel sick. Continue this process for several weeks.

While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

When your roommate comes in, pretend that you are on the phone, screaming angrily and shouting obscenities. After you hang up, say, "That was your mom. She said she'd call back."

Sign your roommate up for various activities. (Campus tour guide, blood donor, organ donor)

Videotape yourself hammering a nail into a wall for awhile, and then stopping. Play the tape in your room. Right before the hammering stops on the videotape, look at the screen and say, "Don't do that."

When you walk into the room, look at the roommate in disgust and yell, "Oh you're here!" Walk away yelling and cursing.
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ROOFCUTTER · Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 6:58 pm Post subject:

well what level are you seeking?

funny?

pour a quart of water into the center of his/her bed

payback?

pour a quart of water into the center of his her bed and shoes and save a cup for the CD rom of their computer

get the hell out the door?

Pour a quart of clorox in the center of his/her bed and shoes and exchange half of the milk in the container with a mixture of vinger and cottage cheese
Get red concrete die and fill up all their pockets, purse, wallet,
Turn them into the IRS, border potrol, INS, Surf child porn on their computer than turn them in.
Plant drugs in their car, call narco's
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shovelnose · Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 7:10 pm Post subject:

sgt stutter · Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 7:13 pm Post subject:

Somthing Squirrel shared with us on the eVa forum.

Has some language in it.

If he messes with you try this -->http://www.funtrunk.com/XL/?ID=3225

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shovelnose · Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 7:25 pm Post subject:

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ROOFCUTTER · Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 7:52 pm Post subject:

WOW now that is really messed up!
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Rebel_Rouser · Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 7:54 pm Post subject:

JtH · Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 7:55 pm Post subject:

put a clapper on there computer. you know that thing when you clap or pound something it turns the lights on and off. put one on his computer or tv. then when he is doing something walk in and just stomp a little loud. his cpu or tv will turn off. then when he is messing around with it trying to figure out whats wrong clap and it will turn on. repeat as necessary.

oh and that clip scares me. ugh.
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starsailor · Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 8:10 pm Post subject:

i live with the roommate from hades. here are some things he does and doesn't do: he doesn't clean up his hair from the bathroom, he hasn't washed his clothes all semester, he leaves his food wrappers all over, he wears his underwear for several days in a row, he doesnt brush his teeth. if you don't mind living in filth, try these things, it will tick him off, trust me.
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