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sgt stutter
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 Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 11:34 am Post subject: Warning for men, listen up |
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Do not let this happen to you!
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. God works in Mysterious ways.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days".
Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this must be a sign from God!"
The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man.
The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police.... "
MORAL OF THE STORY: Women are clever, evil beeaatches. Don't mess with them!!!
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| Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 2:57 pm Post subject: |
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Stut.. How'd you get a hold of my police record?
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Easy Target
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| Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 3:22 pm Post subject: |
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Nice one! 
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[HALO]MasterChief
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| Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 9:03 pm Post subject: |
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thats B$^%$ 
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Kahlan Amnell
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| Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 9:10 pm Post subject: |
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think before you act is all I have to say about that... Sucks to be him though 
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Speaker's Xeno
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| Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 9:23 pm Post subject: |
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man am i glad i let ladies go first....all the time that way i wont get screwed like that....but then they will figure out a new way to screw with me.....man i lose either way 
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