Meanings

sgt stutter · Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2004 12:22 pm Post subject: Meanings

Eight Words with two Meanings

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female......Any part under a car's hood.
Male..........The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female......Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.........Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female......The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male..........Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female.......A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...........Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female......A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male..........Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female......An Embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male..........A source of entertainment, self-_expression, male bonding.

7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female......The greatest _expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male..........Call it whatever you want just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.......A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male...........A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
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Blown · Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2004 12:38 pm Post subject:

LOL @ remote. My wife wants to kill me sometimes cause I cant stand commercials so I will change the channel back a forth. heh Oh well, majority of the time Im stuck watching disney or pbs kids anyways.

Bright Red Nipples · Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2004 1:38 pm Post subject: Re: Meanings

Stevo · Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2004 5:08 pm Post subject: Re: Meanings

Bada Bing · Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2004 6:35 pm Post subject:

Good stuff

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Speaker's Xeno · Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2004 7:50 pm Post subject:

good stuff

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Shovel me Silly · Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2004 11:12 pm Post subject:

echo?

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KAMIKAZE MadMax · Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2004 8:33 pm Post subject:

I think he forgot one.....

9. FOREPLAY (For-Play)

Female......The close bonding and intimacy before making love.
Male..........The intercourse before intercourse....(I think everyone knows what that means. If not your not old enough)
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Dominator · Posted: Wed Mar 03, 2004 4:30 pm Post subject:

Rofl! that is too good

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KAMIKAZE MadMax · Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 11:54 pm Post subject:

just thought I would resurrect an old old dusty topic....still good for laughs tee hee hee #Beer

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Kahlan Amnell · Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 12:01 am Post subject:

lol, wow, definitely missed seeing this first time around.

funneh stuff sarge!
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KAMIKAZE MadMax · Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 12:23 pm Post subject:

yeah....I remember when this came out...Sarge is always good for a good laugh....tee hee hee #Beer

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Rebel_Rouser · Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 12:29 pm Post subject:

lol I remember this, stutters always pulling stuff out of his hat

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