Smack That Bottom

squidly · Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 11:00 am Post subject: Smack That Bottom

Crazy world!!!

Russian scientists at the Novosibirsk Institute of Medicine are claiming a beating on the naked buttocks with a cane is the perfect way to cure everything from depression to alcoholism. The researchers say caning releases endorphins, the body's natural 'happy chemicals', and that leads to feelings of euphoria, a reduction of appetite, the release of sex hormones and an enhancement of the immune response, and they have a similar effect on pain as drugs such as morphine and codeine, but do not lead to addiction or dependence. Biologist Dr Sergei Speransky who led the research claims corporal punishment, similar to that doled out regularly in British schools in the last century, helps people overcome addiction and depression. He confirms he is not a sadist even though he recommends caning and says the treatment works. A standard treatment course entails 30 sessions with 60 of the best, delivered on the buttocks by a person of average build. Dr Marina Chuhrova who also took part in preparing the report said she had 10 patients she caned regularly and though initially "they didn't like it, when they started to feel the benefits they kept asking for more." The Russian team says they are now charging for the caning sessions and are getting over U.S.$ 100 per patient for a standard treatment.

I wonder if we can obtain the same result with a shovel!!!

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KillerRoofcutter · Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 11:38 am Post subject:

Crazy russians.. :p
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crackhead_fred · Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 12:18 pm Post subject:

geez! $100 a session?! I'm gonna be like a little kid with a lemonade stand, but mine is gonna be a spanking stand, for women customers only. For the cheap price of $5 each visit.

Speaker's Xeno · Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 12:56 pm Post subject:

hmmm that is very interesting but the real question is who in their right mind came up with that study in the first place

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Stevo · Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 2:26 pm Post subject:

Sounds a little too scientific....
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KillerRoofcutter · Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 10:57 pm Post subject:

[HALO]MasterChief · Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 7:50 am Post subject:

i believe that you can get these for free in the Zen Garden

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Royce · Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 12:04 pm Post subject:

LOL!!! Crackhear_fred, I'm with you man, Spanking Stand sounds like easy money to me, I'm in. but I'll spank a dood too, gender doesn't matter, money is money.

the things people study these days amazes me.

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Mike · Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 4:58 pm Post subject:

reminds me of that snl(or was it mad?) skit about caning
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