Sig-O-Matic

Easy Target · Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2005 11:31 pm Post subject: Sig-O-Matic

Hey, you... yes, you reading this!

You think you are not getting the respect from the others Villeuns, you want to be known by your name and not by the tag "But who's that guy anyway?".

If this is not one of your problem, then please pass to the others thread and go spam somewhere else!

But, if you are thinking: "Well, who am I anyway?", the new Sig-O-Matic services is for you!

Voice inside your head: "But what can Sig-O-Matic do for me?"

Well, it can do a up-to-date revolutionnary sig just for you! A chance of a lifetime!

Here the conversation I had with one of my customer...

--->Me

--->Customer

---> "So you want to be someone?"

---> "Well, I guess!?"

---> "You really think having a personnal sig will do the job?"

---> "Yes, whatever you are"

---> "So, how should my sig look like?"

---> "It's up to you, just tell me what kind of pics you want, the style of it and what text you want to include in it"

---> "That's all?"

---> "Yes, I will do the rest"

---> "Ohh, thank you Easy Target!"

---> "Ok, no problem. Now, get away from me before someone see us together."

So, you see... it's real easy! And it's free! If your patient!

Now... who was that

guy?

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Speaker's Xeno · Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2005 11:33 pm Post subject:

he helped me out and just look you all know who i am.(and those of you who think you dont when i shove my sniper rifle so far up your *beep beep beep* youll think twice

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Kahlan Amnell · Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2005 11:40 pm Post subject:

oh, can I offer my services too?
I am still learning, but I made one of speaker's in that rotation of his, and I made one for rebel... have some in the works for a few others too

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Lhiannan_Shee · Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2005 11:40 pm Post subject:

Easy Target also made my super cute sig, even though I provided him with quite a small/crappy picture to work from.

Not only do people remember me now, but they also realise I'm a girl! Thanks, Easy Target!
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Easy Target · Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2005 11:42 pm Post subject:

Kjeldorian Royal Guard 42 · Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2005 9:16 am Post subject:

Can your signatures remove tough stains or dry meat?

If so, I may be interested!

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Easy Target · Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2005 10:31 am Post subject:

Stevo · Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2005 7:01 pm Post subject:

You can also get the Signature RotoMatic free after a small amount of large fees!

Click for details.
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Easy Target · Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2005 7:12 pm Post subject:

Replica · Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2005 7:32 pm Post subject:

for 3 easy payments and one really complicated one....
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Stevo · Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2005 7:34 pm Post subject:

Easy Target · Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2005 8:15 pm Post subject:

Bright Red Nipples · Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2005 8:28 pm Post subject:

I am probably in need of a new one. I just don't have the time to mess with it right now. If either of you feel the need then have at it. My name is usually pretty easy to remember but oh well.

Just please keep it clean

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shockwave · Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2005 8:35 pm Post subject: